Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
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What's the difference between In-Laws and Outlaws

Outlaws are wanted.

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β€œDue to the rising number of dolphin attacks, we’ve had to outlaw any overnight camping on the beach.”

β€œWe hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, they’d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said β€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says β€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says β€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

β€œBullshit!” Says the sheriff β€œyou stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff β€œ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says β€œBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

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Why did the outlaw tailor seek sanctuary at Disneyland?

They'd let her lie low and stitch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/such_hpn
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The fda has decided to outlaw the round hay bails.

It appears cows aren't getting a square meal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jablothegreat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted!

(while it may be fair to say this isn't exactly a "dad" joke, I feel like it is a joke for dads (or moms), since they all know what I'm talking about.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klave7
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The outlaw was being led to the gallows, then when he got there, he noticed the rope was missing...

he thought to himself, 'no noose is good noose'

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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There’s two nude scenes in the new Netflix film, Outlaw King.

It’s your best chance to see Chris’ pine.

(shoutout to my actual dad for this one)

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Kansas, Colorado, New Mexico, and Texas are all about to Outlaw Interstate Homelessness

These four states are all against the Oklahoma panhandle.

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What happened when the outlaws went skydiving?

They had a chute out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmusedGrap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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What is an outlaw's favorite font family?

Sans sheriff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kammerdiener
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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What's the difference between an outlaw and an in-law?

Outlaws are wanted.

Friend's dad hit me with that this morning. πŸ˜‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigtreeworld
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What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws

Outlaws are wanted

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SEC-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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You know the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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What’s the difference between in-laws and Outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/attidaddi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjborange
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

Outlaws are wanted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadjokeshq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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What is the difference between and in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdavid1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Whats the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are 'Wanted.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PDXCharmander
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.

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