Out of the Woodwork Puns

A list of puns related to "Out of the Woodwork"

A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.

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👤︎ u/ToastyZ71
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.

Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Displaying small objects in DT class

Back when I were a young whippersnapper, we had a woodworking project to create something that would let us display a small object.

After a few minutes of the teacher asking us what we would display, and a large number of frankly stupid responses, he told us to stop shouting out. Then someone suggested they display some scissors. He asked "Why would you want to display some scissors?!"

Without skipping a beat I yelled out "To display the cutting edge of technology!"

I can still see him staring at me now!

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👤︎ u/LynchGFX
📅︎ May 27 2015
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