No importa si usted se muere, si se desata una crisis de salud, si atacamos al medio ambiente, si ponemos en riesgo la vida humana, animal y vegetal en el planeta, no nos importa, si obtenemos ganancias millonarias: El lado oscuro de TTIP hispantv.com/showepisode/…
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Any of you r/colombia users watched "Oscuro animal"?

I recently watched this film about 3 women affected by the FARC, and I must say, it made the conflict much clearer to me. In brazilian highschool and international media we all learn that the conflict is extremely bad, but seeing from the perspective of the women of the film was very enlightening.

The producer of the film was there (it's being exhibited in São Paulo film festival) and said that it was premiered in Colombia on August but I didn't found any topics in r/Colombia about the film. So, did any of you watched?

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👤︎ u/isawaa
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Shoujo Shuumatsu, un Anime Lindo con un Entorno Oscuro. Un Anime que tengo clavado en el Pecho y espero que mas gente sepa darle Amor. Espero vean el Video UwU youtu.be/L9UnWFQ5OXU
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el lado oscuro del lado oscuro del anime
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🔴El ANIME más OSCURO de NETFLIX *no es lo que parece* 🔴 youtube.com/watch?v=zTSaE…
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Crashing randomly

just started a character about level 4 now and I will be randomly exploring and certain points always crash the game for me. i have waited 72 hours and it still does it. the locations so far it ctds without warning are molag bals shrine, weye (about 3/4 on the bridge) and weynon priory.
please could I get some help diagnosing what i might be doing wrong any help is greatly appreciated

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Active Mod Files:

00 Oblivion.esm

01 Mart's Monster Mod.esm [Version 3.8b1]

02 Oscuro's_Oblivion_Overhaul.esm [Version 1.5.11]

03 Mart's Monster Mod for OOO.esm [Version 0.9.9MB8b1]

04 Unofficial Oblivion Patch.esp [Version 3.5.6b]

05 Oblivion Citadel Door Fix.esp

06 DLCShiveringIsles.esp

07 Unofficial Shivering Isles Patch.esp [Version 1.5.9a]

08 Knights.esp

09 Oscuro's_Oblivion_Overhaul.esp [Version 1.5.10]

0A Mart's Monster Mod for OOO.esp [Version 0.9.9MB8b1]

0B Mart's Monster Mod - More Passive Wildlife.esp [Version 3.8b1]

0C Oblivion_Character_Overhaul.esp [Version 2.0]

0D Mart's Monster Mod - Looting NPCs & Creatures.esp [Version 3.8b1]

0E Mart's Monster Mod - Shivering Isles.esp [Version 3.8b1]

0F Mart's Monster Mod - More Wilderness Life No Gates.esp [Version 3.8b1]

10 Mart's Monster Mod - City Defences.esp [Version 3.8b1]

11 ArmamentariumArmor.esp

12 Crowded Roads Advanced.esp [Version 1.3]

13 RandomRoadEncountersLeveledLists.esp

14 Mart's Monster Mod - Farm Animals.esp [Version 3.8b1]

15 KnightlyArmory.esp

16 Mart's Monster Mod - Dungeons of MMM.esp [Version 3.8b1]

17 Mart's Monster Mod - Additional Enemy NPC Vars.esp [Version 3.8b1]

18 Immersive Weapons.esp

19 Maskar's Oblivion Overhaul.esp [Version 4.9.4.2]

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(Warning: Morbid dad joke) True Story -- My family were planning my mum's funeral. We always try to keep things light and try to stay positive, just as Mum would have it...

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

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👤︎ u/zipflop
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If my son ever came out to be trans then I wouldn’t have a son anymore

I would have a daughter

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Ah yes, pretty hip
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Dis-a-
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👤︎ u/krismoff
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Don't know if this was posted here before
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👤︎ u/choclite69
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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👤︎ u/ScubaPride
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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Relato corto

Este es un pequeño relato que escribí en mi tiempo libre, espero os guste:

Había un hombre al cual un día cualquiera de improviso encerraron, así sin más el hombre perdió la libertad.

Aquel hombre tardo en notar donde estaba, el lugar avanzaba de forma rápida, los asientos eran de un género degastado y con relieves; el cual supuso eran los diseños, el suelo suave y cubierto de pelusas, había una radio la cual no funcionaba, un perno donde debería estar el volante y más suelo donde deberían estar los pedales, las ventanas estaban polarizadas y no le permitían ver el exterior, lo único que estaba donde debía estar era la palanca de cambio y no podía moverla; esta se encontraba siempre neutra.

El hombre comenzó a gritar y a patear las ventanas, las puertas, los sillones, el techo, el suelo, la palanca de cambio, pero nada funciono. Entonces el hombre se dejó caer al piso, más bien, se acurruco en el piso… y comenzó a llorar: comenzó a llorar de forma silenciosa, apagada, como si fuera un suspiro entrecortado. Y se quedó así una hora, dos, tres, cuatro, un día, una semana, tres meses, siete años, el hombre no se movió en siete años; sintió su barba, su olor y sus cabellos largos ¿comió algo en esos siete años? ¿bebió algo? ¿Durmió? El hombre, sin conciencia del tiempo, se preguntaba si acaso había muerto ¿Cómo era el exterior? ¿es como lo recuerdo? ¿Cómo recuerdo que era afuera? El hombre intento levantarse, pero sus piernas no respondían, entonces intento mover los dedos de la mano, luego la mano, luego el brazo y después de un poco de esfuerzo el hombre logro arrastrarse al asiento para apoyar su dedo sobre el cristal que le impidió ver el mundo en sus últimos siete años de “vida”. Apoyo el dedo índice sobre aquella superficie lisa solo para percatarse de que no estaba, su dedo atravesó el cristal, y entonces se dirigió al marco para buscarlo (tal vez alguien lo rompió o lo bajo) entonces bajo el dedo índice a una esquina del marco, y bajo, y bajo, y bajo, y bajo, y tardo en darse cuenta de que ya no había puerta. Volvía la mano al sillón para sentir el piso que se desvanecía y se preguntó ¿Cómo era el auto? ¿de qué color eran sus sillones? ¿había una luz, verdad? El hombre dejo de sentir su figura mientras se desvanecían las preguntas y las palabras, en ese instante el hombre dejo de llorar.

Pero no podemos terminar la historia de esta forma ¿verdad? Solo se quedará en el la nada, en el “vacío”, en el alquitrán, en la oscuridad en… lo que sea. ¿Qué

... keep reading on reddit ➡

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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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👤︎ u/Remo1975
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There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
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In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

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To the person who stole my MS Office License.

I will find you. You have my Word.

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👤︎ u/Regclusive
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I told my wife I saw a deer on the way to work.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

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Water pun
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In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,

“thank you for your cervix.”

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I've started a boat building business in my attic...

...sails are going through the roof.

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📅︎ May 13 2021
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He is right there...
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Sponge bob | (•)(•) | , Patrick / (•)(•) \ , Squidward ( (•)(•) ) , Plankton | (•) | , Mr. Krabs |•| |•|

Made me smile

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👤︎ u/marinmarge
📅︎ May 01 2021
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?

A taxi

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Initially I didn’t believe that my chiropractor was any good.

But now I stand corrected.

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*Triggering britishers*
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Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!

Wait. Sorry, wrong sub.

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👤︎ u/Nikolai_G
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And on that note
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My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok....

Wookie mistake.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ May 12 2021
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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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👤︎ u/professorf
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originally posted on r/tumblr by u/MaetelofLaMetal
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Knight Knight
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👤︎ u/shevelled
📅︎ May 09 2021
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Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?

Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark

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👤︎ u/streety22
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It is
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My Dad just sent me this
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He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
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👤︎ u/7keletor
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