The United States plans on conducting the following nuclear tests after having taken a three-year break following Operation Hardtack II. These tests will begin in September and continue into 1962.
| Name | Date time (UT) | Local time zone | Location | Elevation + height | Delivery/Purpose | Device | Yield |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Antler | September 15, 1961 17:00:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U12e.03a 37Β°11β²16β³N 116Β°12β²31β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.1879Β°N 116.20863Β°W | 2,254m (7,395ft) - 402.03m (1,319.0ft) | underground tunnel,weapons development | W-45 | 2.6kt |
| Shrew | September 16, 1961 19:45:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U3ac 37Β°02β²54β³N 116Β°02β²01β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.0484Β°N 116.03367Β°W | 1,200m (3,900ft) - 98.07m (321.8ft) | underground shaft,weapons development | XW-54 Gnat? | 17t |
| Boomer | October 1, 1961 21:30:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U3aa 37Β°02β²54β³N 116Β°02β²07β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.04829Β°N 116.03526Β°W | 1,200m (3,900ft) - 100.64m (330.2ft) | underground shaft,weapons development | XW-54 Gnat? | less than 0.1kt |
| Chena | October 10, 1961 18:00:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U12b.09 37Β°11β²39β³N 116Β°12β²28β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.19423Β°N 116.20791Β°W | 2,250m (7,380ft) - 255.42m (838.0ft) | underground tunnel,weapons development | W44 "Arrow"? | less than 20kt |
| Mink | October 29, 1961 18:30:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U3ae 37Β°02β²55β³N 116Β°01β²55β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.04851Β°N 116.03195Β°W | 1,201m (3,940ft) - 192.1m (630ft) | underground shaft,weapons development | - | less than 20kt |
| Fisher | December 3, 1961 23:05:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U3ah 37Β°02β²45β³N 116Β°01β²43β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.04581Β°N 116.02853Β°W | 1,198m (3,930ft) - 363.72m (1,193.3ft) | underground shaft,weapons development | XW-50 primary? | 13.4kt |
| Gnome | December 10, 1961 19:00:00 | MST (-7hrs) | near Carlsbad, New Mexico 32Β°15β²47β³N 103Β°51β²57β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ32.26298Β°N 103.86592Β°W | 1,013m (3,323ft) - 360m (1,180ft) | underground shaft,peaceful research | - | 3.1kt |
| Mad | December 13, 1961 18:00:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U9a 37Β°07β²36β³N 116Β°02β²59β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.12656Β°N 116.04962Β°W | 1,254m (4,114ft) - 219.15m (719.0ft) | underground shaft,weapons development | - | 500t |
| Ringtail | December 17, 1961 16:35:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U3ak 37Β°02β²35β³N 116Β°01β²34β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.04317Β°N 116.02616Β°W | 1,196m (3,924ft) - 362.99m (1,190.9ft) | underground shaft,weapons development | XW-54 Gnat? | less than 20kt |
| Feather | December 22, 1961 16:30:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U12b.08 37Β°11β²42β³N 116Β°12β²33β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.1949Β°N 116.20916Β°W | 2,242m (7,356ft) - 247.5m (812ft) | underground tunnel,weapons development | - | 150t |
| Stoat | January 9, 1962 16:30:00 | PST (-8hrs) | NTS Area U3ap 37Β°02β²41β³N 116Β°02β²09β³Wο»Ώ / ο»Ώ37.04459Β°N 116.03592Β°W | 1,198m (3,930ft) |
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
I bought my phone unlocked second hand in Singapore because my LG died. I'm now in the UK for university and I'm wondering when I'm going to get my update. My phone is unlocked so i'm not sure if it's my service provider I'm waiting for. Does anyone know when I might get the update?
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I have a Surface Pro with Windows 11 and I'm trying to run Nougat 32-bit to run a specific game.
I've tried all installers from the website but even if I install the 32-bit installer Bluestacks creates/runs a master instance with Nougat 64-bit. When I try to create a new instance with Nougat 32-bit I have the following error "version is not supported by your Operation System".
Nougat 32-bit is not supported by your Operation System
The last thing I did was after the first installation, I tried to install Bluestacks 32-bit, I got the screen saying you'll need to download a couple more things, and the installation was a success, also it created a new instance with Nougat 32-bit, but now I can't run this instance because of the following error "Incompatible Windows settings".
I've already tried to activate and deactivate the Hyper-V, following the website instructions, but with the same results.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
I won't be doing that today!
