Ooh Ahh Puns

I want the normal one too! (Op u/ItsSrikerOMG)

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/ThunderMuffin16

📅︎ Nov 03 2019

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Two monkeys were sitting in a bath.

The first monkey said "Ooh ahh ooh ooh ahh ooh!"

The second monkey replied "Well, add more cold water."

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure

📅︎ May 14 2021

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I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today." Concerned, she asked, "Which doctor?"

"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/808gecko808

📅︎ Jul 03 2021

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