One the Woman Puns

Eileen

Eileen

She went into labor and started shouting, “Couldn’t! Wouldn’t! Shouldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”

She was having contractions.

“I bet it’s Angela!”

I told her “look I’m really sorry. You must be that stripper from my buddy’s bachelor party. This was obviously years ago when I was younger and didn’t care about protection. Plus I was most likely drunk that night which is why I probably never got your number.”

She said “I meant you’re the father of one my students. I’m his teacher.”

Swiss Army Wife.

“No, first a Gibson, then a Fender”.

She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”

The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”

They are 2D too.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

So I pushed her under a bus

He replied “Yes, the others were all nines or tens”.

She was the fairest of the mall.

Eileen.. Unless she's from Asian descent and then she would be Irene.

The refrigerator

Ilene.

Irene

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