A few fighters.
100%
She did not hold Up well.
They auditioned many before choosing the best model tea.
None, as the rest clapped and cheered.
There's also the Who-digo, Wheredigo, Whatdigo, and Whydigo.
I decided to give them a new purpose and turn them into a nice belt. But it ended up being too short.
This whole project was a waist of time.
She said “wat pho?”
And I said “idk just to get a little culture?”
2: an inside and an outside.
He was also fond of:
What looks like half a butterfly?
The other half.
Now if I can only find the WebMD page...
A doctor walks into a woodworking shop. He finds the woodworker, asks him "Do you make all these yourself?" The woodworker says yes, he does. The doctor continues, "Because I'm looking for some backless chairs for my office and I don't see any on the floor. I'm not ready to buy yet, so I'm going to need a stool sample."
GET IT?
My mom, wondering if we had enough leftovers to save: "What do you think?" Dad: rips a disgusting eggplant-induced fart......."Did you say,'what do you stink'?" Mom to me, as I'm laughing hysterically: "Do you see what I have to live with?!"
Driving by a cemetery in her town
Me: Wow, that's a really nice looking cemetery.
Her: Somewhat confused Yea I guess so.
Me: I bet people are dying to get in there!
I couldn't stop laughing and also managed to get a laugh out of her.
My friend and I were skateboarding on his back patio one night with his dad sitting outside with us. My friend's board slipped out from under him causing him to fall and call out, "Ahh, my knee!" To this his dad replied, "Was it your low knee or your high knee?"
My father and I talking about something:
Me: You should feel ashamed of yourself!
Dad: (Waits for 10 seconds) I'm done (feeling ashamed of myself).
He has alot of one-liners that he uses multiple times and laughs every time.
Talking to my dad before going to the store:
Dad: "You need any cash?"
Me: "It's cool I just got some money from the bank"
Dad: "That was nice of the bank"
My dad was in a plane crash in his youth. While my cousin's baby daughter was over, my sister made her a paper airplane to play with. She threw the plane to me, and I threw it back. It spiralled down and hit the ground.
My dad replied with, "I've been in a plane like that." Made me chuckle.
