The genue saud, "weurd wush but U wull grant ut."
Now I'm living in a cottage with 6 dwarves and working in a mine.
Next morning, I tested positive for Covid.
,,I want a million dollars!'' she screams excited.
The Genie nods. ,,It shall be as you wi-''
,,No!'' interrupts the woman. ,,Such a wish is selfish and petty. No, what I want is for wars to end.'' She drags forth a handy map of the world. ,,See these countries? They are scarred with ancient bloodfeuds. You should show them peace. Yes, that's my wish.''
,,B-but ma'm, that's impossible! Their hearts are so hardened, and I would have to prevent droughts and hunger and disarm all threats...-'' pleas the genie desperately.
,,Very well, since you're so tired, I guess I'll settle for something else. Now... I've been without a man for so long, and my last husband was nothing short of a rat, so I'd like a man. A man that... does the laundry and the dishes and vaccuums the house. He must be gentle in manners but wild and talented in bed, and of course sexy and handsome. He must love me more than anything else in this world and tell me so each day with a bouquet of flowers. But most of all he'll have to understand me. Yes, that's what I want, the perfect man.''
The genie sighs. ,,Just give me the fucking map.'
Now I live in a cottage with 6 other dwarfs and I work in a mine.
It keeps telling me my door is a jar.
Being single my whole life is exhausting
‘cause being it everyday is just really sad.
Dave: I wish I was Rich!
Genie: Granted
Rich: Nice
(Sorry for formatting, mobile app is the embodiment of a bucket with a hole in it)
She should stop objectifying people.
After that, everything I touched turned into a muffler.
Genie: Not sure exactly.
Me: Give me a ballpark figure.
...Now I’m the size of Yankee stadium.
It was to stay alive.
The Genue saud, “Weurd wush but U wull grant ut.”
The genue saud "Weurd wush, but U'll grant ut."
because being ugly everyday sucks.
