My own fault though, I kept her out too long.
A sighclops.
Felt like posting something positive today
The other other monster replied "be a gentleman, roll them back to her."
It's the traditional changing of the gourd.
Because anything more than one is murder.
So, I guess you could say they're appearing at the drop of a gnat.
I am afraid that I succumbed to pier pressure.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
They were the first to go online.
It really was a terrible buffet
He really whiffed hard.
It seems pointless to me
There's also leap-frogs.
‘Because we don’t need depth perception with our mouths ‘ was his technically correct answer
She did not hold Up well.
The death was listed as “organ failure”
Total pun-upper
It's called, "Do You Have The Skillet Takes?!"
European
So we went home.
I thought “wow, that’s pretty metal.”
He had lots of laugh lines.
Idk what he laced them with, I was tripping all day!
but I partied like it's $19.99.
I guess it was just a pipe dream.
I told him he was out of this world!
I said "I thought you were Lance, I apologize sinceyourelee".
I have no idea why he grumpily said NO in german and walked off
That one takes the cake.
One day he sat on his green couch and turned on his green TV to watch a green western. And it was a great green western too.
When the green western was over, the green man turned the green TV off and decided to go for a nice relaxing green bath.
He left the green lounge, turned off the green lights and travelled along the green hall, up the green stairs and to the green bathroom.
In the green bathroom he turned on the green light and turned the green tap to make the green water fill up the green bath tub.
The green man got changed from his green clothes and was left in the green. He dipped his green toe in to the green water to check the temperature, then he slowly lowered his whole green self in to the green bath.
No sooner had his green bottom touched the base of the green tub then the green doorbell went. He heaved his green body out of the green tub and quickly wrapped a green towel around his green waist.
He went down the green stairs to the green door and opened it. Standing there in front of his green house was an elderly lady, she asked the directions to local train station. The green man forgot about the green towel situation and with the green hand that was on the green towel pointed in the direction of the trains.
In doing so he dropped his green towel to his green ankles, revealing his green privates. The elderly lady shrieked turned and ran across the road, where she was struck by a passing car.
And kids what's the moral of the story? . . . . . Don't cross the road while the green man's flashing
the damage was permanent
