One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
I failed a health and safety course yesterday. One of the questions was ‘in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?’
‘Large ones’ was apparently the wrong answer.
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
I always hated my step-dad growing up. Now that I'm a dad myself, I can totally one-up him with DAD JOKES!
I really hate vacuuming the stairs but I'm taking it one step at a time
Hopefully I don't step on your toes with this one
I have a one step program to fell like a billion dollars.
Wear Elon's musk
She's never on time but always one step ahead of Kate
She's Late.
What did one step say to the perverted step?
Please stop stairing
When I found out a coworker has four step kids and one biological kid, I said "Hats off to you" . . . .
He replied, "No. Hats on. Hats on now."
I’m always one step ahead... like how a carpenter makes...
Stairs.
There is an ice sculptor showing off his craft with a group of people standing around watching. One man steps forward and says...
Nice
"I'm always one step ahead!"
Says the man with the orthopedic shoes.
One Small Step for Man. One Giant Leaf for Mankind. (OC) flickr.com/photos/astrobe…
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This is one of my step-dad's favorites, even if a bit old
"Did you know Netscape and Yahoo merged?"
"Yup, their new name is Netanyahu"
Step-dad just had a great one
My mom was telling me about this magazine title she read at the grocery store for how to calm crazy dogs(my dog has ADD & was currently freaking out about the fireworks since we live close to the fair in town). My step-dad suddenly pointed out "well it's too bad the dog can't read"
Step one: Talk to a burning bush. Step two: Get your buddies out of Egypt. Step three: Prophet
