18 Hilarious On the ball Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

So proud of my 6 year old. While teaching her to hit a softball, I told her to “square up on the ball”

She replied “the ball is round daddy” (with a straight face) So I tell her “no, what I mean is, get mad! I want you to hit the ball really hard like if you were mad at it!”

She grabs the ball, stares right at it and says “I’M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, BALL!” Then throws it right back at me.

Proud dad moment.

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👤︎ u/Itsjorgehernandez

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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My father always taught me to be prepared for any emergency. I was on the ball when the streets flooded...

I was ready and wading!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Aug 09 2020

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What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?

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👤︎ u/Bleedingoxide

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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After winning the game I decided to throw the ball into the crowd like they do on TV.

Apparently, that's unacceptable in bowling.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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I just came back from my coworker’s funeral, who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 30 2019

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It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called “Embarrassing Bodies.”

Three, to be exact.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Sep 20 2019

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Dad got hit by a golf ball on the course today...

...right in the FOREhead

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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6 years ago today on my birthday. The Baltimore Ravens have won two Super Bowls, both on February 3rd. All a Baltimore boy would like for his cake day is some purple fever! I believe #20 intercepted Colin's ball hence "Ed Reads". I crack myself up.

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👤︎ u/717to321

📅︎ Feb 03 2019

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Deers’ balls are the cheapest animal part on the market for a reason

They’re always under a buck

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👤︎ u/Mrj760

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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I saw a lone lion out on the Savannah licking it's balls...

Has it no pride?

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Mar 03 2019

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A dung beetle spent an entire day rolling a ball of dung up a hill, only to have it fall into a ravine on the other side...

...needless to say, he lost his sh*t.

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👤︎ u/Shi-Rokku

📅︎ Dec 20 2018

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T&G- Keep Your Eye on the Ball tutandgroan.com/keep-your…

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👤︎ u/tutandgroan

📅︎ Jun 08 2016

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On FaceTime with my girlfriend before the ball drop

She realized it was 11:59, and grabbed her remote trying to find the channel the ball drop is on. She failed to do so, and I made my best disappointed sigh and told her "Wow babe you really dropped the ball".

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👤︎ u/JohnJaysOnMyFeet

📅︎ Jan 01 2017

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I was listening to the ball game on the radio with my dad

Radio - "Coming to you from the Dunkin' Donuts Center..."

Dad - "Dunkin' Donuts center? That doesn't make any sense, it has to be the Dunkin' Donuts hole!"

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👤︎ u/ItsD3adly

📅︎ Mar 19 2016

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"This ball have Dora the Explorer on it!" "Do you think it's cute?

"Because I think it's a Dora ball!"

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👤︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit

📅︎ Mar 12 2015

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So this was just dropped on me as the ball dropped...

Dad: So where do you plan to be in 4 years? What are your goals?

Me: Well I guess I'll be in my final year of school but I'm not really sure

Dad: Oh really? I don't have 2020 vision

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👤︎ u/WiggyHD

📅︎ Jan 01 2016

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Working the concession stand at the ball park and someone asks me for extra cheese on their nachos.

Me: oh you are an overacheeser. Lots of groans not sure they will ask me to volunteer again.

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👤︎ u/IamAmyzing

📅︎ Apr 13 2015

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I just came back from my coworker’s funeral, who died when he was hit on the head by a tennis ball.

It was a lovely service.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener

📅︎ Jun 21 2019

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