A list of puns related to "Old House"
Score! I got free antique-y torches!
Because it was a kidnap
He really keeps me on my toes.
kaboomer
It was a trip down memory lane.
MOM: Go ο¬nd yourself a hot 23 year old girl and I'll make sure you'll once again have nothing.
Dad: Okay. Put it back when you're done.
It had shingles.
When I asked why he showed me a bundle of wires and said, "It's all confused."
As soon as a person walks in and sees this, they would know to expect good luck and fortune from the owner of the house and the whole family, but only if all of the chicks hatch and are all healthy. Every time you left a house, it was considered good luck to look at the hen, and wish it well to have all of its chicks born happy, healthy, and for the hen to live a long life. This is why they call it an egg-sit!!!
Daycare Lady: "does your Grandpa have a house on the lake?"
Son (with a serious face): "no his house is on the grass."
Dad: You know what I miss about our old house?
Me: what do you miss?
Dad: Our Henway
Me: what's a Henway?
Dad: about 2 pounds.
I was told /r/dadjokes would like this.
My dad says it's the biggest birdhouse in the world. http://imgur.com/lzKJ3w4
When he returned home this morning I looked at the car and yelled "did you leave the car out in the rain last night?"
His look of terror faded into disbelief that he fell for it.
My dad and I were working on a 150+ year old house recently.
We go to fill the outer walls of one room with insulation, and while cutting out holes in the tops of them we smell something funny. Rats had made a single section of one wall the dedicated toilet. Without missing a beat my dad says "That's some shitty insulation."
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