I forgot to post this on Pi Day. Oh well! The Argyle Sweater for 3/14/21
A child with a speech impediment is dressed as a pirate. A man asks what are you. He says he is a birate. You mean a pirate? Yes a birate. Oh well then where are your buccaneers?
On each side of my buckin head you buckin idiot!!
"I've got ants" "Oh yeah, well I've got taller ants"
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
It probably came from here but who knows I thought it was funny I haven't seen it before oh well
Daughter: I have to do a report on sinkholes. Me: Oh, well do you know the best kind of sinkhole?
Sinkhole de Mayo
Greek guy and a French guy were drunk and arguing about which of their cultures contributed more to mankind. Greek guy says oh yeah well we invented sex. French guy says
Well we introduced sex to women
Alice realized she would have to delay her trip a day since the White Rabbit demanded she give him a trim right now. She sighed, "Oh well..."
"...hare today, gone tomorrow."
A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- "there's only 1 downside it's an old farm and all we have is an outhouse" the buyer says "oh, well thats fine- is there a lock?"
The farmer says "Sir, I've lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of shit"
"I heard Ace Ventura was a white nationalist. Wait, he's not? Oh. Well...
alt righty then!"
Oh well, I guess they just don't get us at /r/pussypassdenied
http://reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/2uje4n/bully_female_gets_knocked_out_by_younger_male/co9dvcg
