Off the grid Puns

A list of puns related to "Off the grid"

Isn't a bit odd that you have to go completely off the grid to get away and recharge yourself?
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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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My dad and I in the car (My 10 year old self)

Me: Hey dad what are those grid things on the side of the road for? Dad: Those are for blind people so they know they are driving off the road. Me: Oh, cool. (totally believed him) Dad: sighlently smirking the rest of the way

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👤︎ u/paigearelli
📅︎ Aug 26 2013
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New years diet

So my dad got us pretty good in a family text conversation.

So my little brother sends us a picture of a bunch of juice he has made and put in jars in his fridge.

LB: Going on a juice diet for the next 30 days, gotta loose 50 lbs in 2017!

Dad: I cooked beans and ham soup. I'm on a expelling air diet.

Dad: I've lost 5psi in 2days!

Dad: I'm thinking about getting a methane generator and going off the grid.

Me: 🙄

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👤︎ u/RunsLikeARaptor
📅︎ Jan 04 2017
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