Ocean to Ocean Puns

A list of puns related to "Ocean to Ocean"

My wife asked me to plan a cruise for our vacation. When I did she said that I picked the wrong ocean.

She should have been pacific in her instructions.

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👤︎ u/Riverrat423
📅︎ Aug 07 2022
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In therapy, we pretended to be water. I chose to be the ocean.

The therapist said I was missing the point of the exercise. Next time I'll try to be Pacific.

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👤︎ u/RemnantReturning
📅︎ Sep 08 2022
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved.

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👤︎ u/GingerNinja1982
📅︎ Sep 02 2022
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Do you know what you need to win a race with a luxury car made completely of ocean coral?

Quick Reef Lexus

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👤︎ u/scotty_gzus
📅︎ Sep 22 2022
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What did the shore say to the ocean?

Nice to sea you.

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👤︎ u/Adventurous_Judge493
📅︎ Apr 13 2022
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My brother threw my water bottle in the ocean, and forced my to drink from it.

I’m still salty about it.

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👤︎ u/Mr__Pengin
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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You don't believe me when I say you're about to get ownership of an entire ocean?

Sea for yourself.

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👤︎ u/Ok-Impress-2222
📅︎ Aug 18 2022
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What happened to the iPhone dropped in the ocean?

It started syncing

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👤︎ u/Freedomisminewoot
📅︎ Jul 01 2022
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What's surefire way to catch a bird in the ocean?

A Blue Footed Booby trap

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👤︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
📅︎ May 04 2022
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what do whales listen to on long ocean voyages?

Podcasts

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👤︎ u/Haunting_Zombie7770
📅︎ Apr 10 2022
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Marine biologists are using ensemble music to improve ocean habitats.

They're rebuilding the choral reefs.

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Apr 18 2022
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The other day I was by the ocean and I saw something swimming in the water, so I said to myself

Now that’s efficiency

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👤︎ u/papa_coolio
📅︎ Mar 13 2022
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Ocean humor is easy to sea

I just came up with joke and thought I would test the waters:

Aquaman has been ruling Atlantis for a number of years and finally finds himself bored with the straight and narrow path. He decides he'll commit a crime to shake things up a bit and enlists the help of one of his sea creature friends to be his getaway.

Although his crime is fairly minor, he's still caught and taken to jail. His wife comes to bail him out and asks the officer what he actually did.

"He was illegally parked, ma'am," the officer replies.

"Seriously? Why didn't you just ticket him?"

"That wasn't the issue. The problem was that he did it on porpoise."

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👤︎ u/Wazowskiwithonei
📅︎ Mar 02 2022
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Why were sirens blaring when the ocean started to form?

Because it was an emergent sea.

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👤︎ u/Dream_Song14
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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A warehouse asked me to do wall art in their loading bays. I decided to go with an ocean theme.

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They really liked the Bay B shark.

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👤︎ u/Fox_Fleet60
📅︎ Oct 15 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 24 2022
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What did an ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

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👤︎ u/ztaker
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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What did one ocean say to another?

Nothing, they just waved

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👤︎ u/shubham1089
📅︎ Sep 03 2022
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What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, they just waved. They’ll sea each other again

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👤︎ u/ActivistCap167
📅︎ Jul 20 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 06 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 22 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

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👤︎ u/WhatIsThis187
📅︎ Jul 14 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 24 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/Burladden
📅︎ Jul 10 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach??

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/assentadmitting
📅︎ Jul 29 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/CroyniceBlue
📅︎ Jul 22 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/WilliamPBot
📅︎ Aug 14 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/hackerboi1198
📅︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved.

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👤︎ u/TheKaboodle
📅︎ Jul 02 2022
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what did the ocean say to the beach?

nothing it just waved

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👤︎ u/lhatemath
📅︎ Jul 27 2022
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing...They just waved.

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👤︎ u/Silly_Humor_3076
📅︎ Jun 30 2022
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what did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing.. it just waved.

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👤︎ u/Puzzled-Warning1358
📅︎ Jul 05 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved

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👤︎ u/VladyXDD
📅︎ Feb 25 2022
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what did the ocean say to the pirate?

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/pizzacommand
📅︎ May 03 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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👤︎ u/23toruletheworld
📅︎ Nov 17 2021
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What did the beach say to the ocean?

It's nice to sea ya!

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👤︎ u/chemineaux007
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing. They just waved.

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👤︎ u/Lava_Wolf_68
📅︎ Feb 03 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it waved

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👤︎ u/MochaTaco
📅︎ Dec 18 2021
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved.

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👤︎ u/yomommafool
📅︎ Nov 08 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing - it just waved.

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👤︎ u/enzotoretto
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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👤︎ u/TanerTKN
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing... they just waved.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Nov 27 2021
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.

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👤︎ u/Qrow_pine
📅︎ Dec 02 2021
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What does the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing ,she just Waves

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👤︎ u/ssr0203
📅︎ Jul 02 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved

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👤︎ u/Top_Service_6152
📅︎ Nov 28 2021
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