What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiblioKiller35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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Continuous puns about the ocean, the fishes and the beach

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved.

Did you sea what I did there?

Aw come on, I'm shore you laughed at that one.

I promise you there's nothing fishy going on here.

I hope my puns meet up to your scales.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2022
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Did anyone see the score of the Ocean and the Beach?

I think I heard that it was tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grafftage12345
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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We were at the beach the other day and my girlfriend asked β€œIf you gave birth by the ocean, would that technically be a sea section?”
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2021
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A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day.

She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.

The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.

After a couple of weeks the wife asked, β€œHoney, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”

He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, β€œTomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”

Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. β€œWell, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”

β€œNo, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

β€œWell, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said. β€œHer name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”

β€œBatteries?” cried the wife.

β€œYes,” he replied. β€œShe sells C cells by the Seashore.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What did the beach say to the ocean?

Quit giving me all these crabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shoedog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach

But he was pretty shore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.

"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mobile_Object4539
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2022
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What did an ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ztaker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatIsThis187
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burladden
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach??

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assentadmitting
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CroyniceBlue
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WilliamPBot
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VladyXDD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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what did the ocean say to the beach?

nothing it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lhatemath
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/23toruletheworld
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2021
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what did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing.. it just waved.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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What did the beach say to the ocean?

It's nice to sea ya!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chemineaux007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MochaTaco
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TanerTKN
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing - it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enzotoretto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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What does the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing ,she just Waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssr0203
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Top_Service_6152
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SovietSpy691
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Birbboips4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved...

(Sorry if this is a repost lol)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0071241
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach

Nothing it just waved

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2021
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Did you hear the score of the game between the ocean and the beach?

It's tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing. It just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the ocean say when the beach asked him out?

Shore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrankWeenatra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What did the ocean say when the beach asked to hang out?

Shore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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What's the score between the ocean and the beach?

Tide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fitzgerald1337
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?

β€œShore!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddupmanitsjohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infinitecacti
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2017
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Have you seen the score between the Ocean and the Beach?

It was tide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clay2099
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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