A list of puns related to "Ocean Beach"
Nothing, it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Aw come on, I'm shore you laughed at that one.
I promise you there's nothing fishy going on here.
I hope my puns meet up to your scales.
I think I heard that it was tide
She wasnβt unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didnβt know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, βHoney, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?β
He hadnβt and said so. Then she said, βTomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what sheβs really doing.β
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. βWell, is she selling drugs?β she asked excitedly.β
βNo, sheβs not.β he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
βWell, what is it, then?β his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. βHer name is Sally and sheβs selling batteries.β
βBatteries?β cried the wife.
βYes,β he replied. βShe sells C cells by the Seashore.β
Quit giving me all these crabs.
Thanks for all the sediment.
But he was pretty shore
"Sea, SeΓ±or," replied the Mexican.
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Nothing, it just waved!
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Nothing.. it just waved.
It's nice to sea ya!
Nothing, it waved
Nothing, it just waved
Nothing - it just waved.
Nothing ,she just Waves
Nothing it just waved
Nothing, it just waved.
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Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
Nothing it just waved
It's tide.
Nothing. It just waved.
Nothing it just waved.
Shore
Thanks for all the sediment.
Shore.
Tide
βShore!β
Nothing, it just waved.
It was tide.
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