https://twitter.com/hayesfawcett3/status/1391060753990438917?s=21
Porra, odeio cagar sem ser em casa, ainda mais cagar onde tua namorada tΓ‘ a menos de 5 metros do banheiro.
Vou lΓ‘ e tento soltar o barro sem fazer barulho de peido molhado e alto. Passo 15 min lΓ‘ dentro, mas consigo completar a missΓ£o com sucesso (e ela me viu entrando, obvio q vai saber q tava cagando)
E agora o pior acontece, a descarga Γ© uma merda e sobrou um cotoco de bosta que nao sai nem a porrete pqp. Dou uma enrolada, espero 3 min pra encher a descarga e mesmo assim nΓ£o desceu.
Voltei pra cama, enrolo uns 15 min e tento de novo. Não desceu. Puta q pariu. Espero de novo e nada ainda. JÑ era. Tive q pedir pra ela nao usar o vaso. Quando falei, ela jÑ começou a rir e a me zoar.
Hotel de merda, literalmente
I remember seeing the first one posted here but just stumbled upon the others yesterday. Including all three for completeness. Just more general silliness from these two π
- Like all cherished things in this covid-crazy world, the O.Henry Museumβs famous free, family friendly celebration of the wit-in-word will take place virtually in cyberspace this year. With an awesome live cast of lively wits and tortured tongues, the online audience will be treated to all the linguistic twists, dramatic turns, and surprise endings theyβve groan to love. Expect to witness wacky word butchers and voracious verbivores from around the globe, all worming their way into your ears. Tongues of tradition, tension and camaraderie make this the premier event for the world's competitive wordplay community
- Brought to you this year by the City of Austin, Brush Square Museums Foundation, and co- sponsored by Austin's very own Fantastic Magic Camp, as well as the internationally renowned podcast, Pun Intensive, The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition will commence Saturday, November 21, 2020
- Preliminary live rounds begin Saturday, November 21, 2020, at 11:00am CST, lasting about 2 hours. Later that evening, live competition resumes at 7:00pm CST with head-to-head prime time heats. - See Pun-Off.com for schedule details, links, and more.
[Austin, TX, November 1, 2020] - Although traditionally held outdoors on a single day in the spring, the first portion 2020 the O. Henry Museum Pun-Off competition known as Punniest of Show was conducted via video in October. Now on Saturday, November 21, 2020, PARD will bring you their most popular second segment, O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships Punslingers Competition: Online Edition
This free, fun, and family friendly event will take place online this year, but with special twists, turns, and surprise modifications to make it the perfect 2020 event for the world's competitive wordplay community.
The O. Henry Museum Pun-Off World Championships have been an Austin institution for 43 years. As usual, the contest will feature a cavalcade of word-class wordsmiths from across the globe, all worming their way into your art. Join and enjoy us as they compete to spontaneously spit out the most absurd words youβve ever heard.
The event will be live streamed at PunIntensive.com.
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