why do we spell camouflage c-a-m-o-u-f-l-a-g-e

and not ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxaxis
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O.M.G...... A Tree Rex.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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I was joking with my husband that I’m such an obedient wife. He said, β€œYou don’t know the first thing about obedience.” I said, β€œIt starts with an O.”

He said, β€œWrong. It starts with a β€˜Yes’.”

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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Sometimes I smell great when I’m fresh out of the shower, and sometimes my B.O. is really strong

Anyway, that’s just my two scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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o m g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/buibui123
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Teacher asked β€œWhat is the formula of water?” Student said β€œH I J K L M N O” teacher said β€œthat’s not the formula of water”

Student said β€œyou said the formula was H to O”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I am very worried as I saw that my son wrote "M-y h-o-p-e-s" five-hundred times in his diary.

I found out it's because he said his hopes are dashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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L, M, O, P, Q...Where did 'N' go?

Enrolled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiD_-_-_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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M a k a r o v i
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yachtman24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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O m g alright
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rypper12345
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What common chemical compound can be represented: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O

H2O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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Nothing says "oH lOoK aT mE" like someone playing a tuba.

Fucking attention horns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buffaloshnit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I’m hoping in the next iOS update Apple releases they include more jack o lantern emojis.

But I don’t want to count my pumpkins before they patch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluemelon555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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β€œJesus Christ, I’m more than 15 minutes late for my 3 O clock appointment!!

β€”John, 3:16

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before? /r/ShouldIbuythisgame/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonaSavage17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

No-el no-L

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