Did you know they used to use lead to hold barrels together? A guy had to singe the band ends together. Now you know that every heavy metal band needed a lead singer.
credit to fang0654 who replied this to my previous post to expand off the joke "did you know lead is technically death metal since you can die just being around it"
You know air used to be free at the gas station and now it’s $1.50. You know why?
I know times are tough for a lot of people right now. All over the planet, humanity struggles with problems that seem to never go away... just remember, you can always rest assured that at the end of the day...
You all know that when you are in the bathroom, European. But do you now what you are when you're trying to get to the bathroom?
Governed by a murderous psychopath.
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
You know? Now that I'm looking at it, I can say this ceiling isn't my favorite.
Do you know how many clickbait articles there are out on the Internet now?
The answer may shock you.
Did you know that the pandemic has gotten so bad, they’re letting veterinarians give shots now?
My dog prefers the tequila.
You know they're now selling Christmas Tampons?
It's for the festive period!
Daughter just asked, "Dad, do you know what you would be if you tried to go to the north pole right now?"
An ice pop.
The dad joke is strong with this 8 year old.
Do you know who don’t want to be online right now?
Last night, my fiancé told me, "y'know, I really can't stand you right now."
So, I told her to sit down.
You know, a billion years ago I was a little shellfish. And I still have a little shellfishness in me now.
Take everything you know about bread and throw it out the window. Now let me tell you something about this new thing I made...
(Mom joke, probably) Did you know they're selling women's underwear now that's designed to resist blood stains?
They've been on shelves for quite a while now, you probably just never never noticed.
They're hard to spot.
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
Did you know Cthulhu is now making cheese?
They're called "Lovecraft Singles".
Dad asked: Do you know what's big in Africa right now?
Do you know why there's now plenty of coffee in the Teacher Center?
We urned it.
Forget that 8 cup pot that only fills four real "cups".
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why?
Do you remember when air for your tires was free at gas stations and now it's a $1. Do you know why?
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. Do you know why?
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why?
Air at the gas station used to be free. Now it's $1.50. Do you know why?
Do you know why air was free at the gas station and now it's $1.50?
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now it’s $1.50. You know why?
Air used to be free at gas stations now it’s 2 bucks you know why?
Remember when air was free at a gas station and now it’s $1? Do you know why?
It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
Air used to be free and now it’s 1.75 you know why?
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