No Matter What Puns

A list of puns related to "No Matter What"

No matter what I do, I just can’t seem to master the entire alphabet.

I don’t know y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punctuation_welfare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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No matter what kind of pasta you throw in a black hole

It all gets spaghettified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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No matter what I do I can't get these pests to leave my house...

Bunch of beeloaders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manny-jarkins
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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No matter what values you teach your kids

German kids will always be kinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyaUkhaadLegaBe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What do you call an elephant that no longer matters?

An irrelephant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trojack31
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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No matter what vacuum cleaner you buy

They all suck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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No matter what price bandaids are

they are a rip off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I just read a story about a man whose shirt always comes back to him no matter what he does to it

That’s loyalty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What's one thing that will always give you butterflies no matter what?

Caterpillars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciaranl9
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Dad always told me, "No matter what you do in life, set the bar high

... otherwise kids can reach the liquor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikiloIX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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No matter how attractive you may find him/her, never ask a photographer to step into a dark room and see what develops.

The answer is almost always in the negative. (Yes, it's a bad pun--enough to make you shutter.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0untdown
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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No matter what I put in my salads, they’re always too dry.

It’s a problem that needs addressing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bummer_pop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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No matter what happens in music, AC/DC will always be current
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πŸ‘€︎ u/memes4days
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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what animal can make your house cat come to you no matter where they are in the house?

tuna can

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_me_ur_Pet-pics
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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No matter what doctor I go to for a checkup, they always hit me in the knee.

I think they just get a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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My grandpa had a favorite saying. He said, β€œNo matter what happens, always remember that at the end of the day..”

It is 11-59 p.m.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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When I went to Germany, No matter what I ordered, it was always some type of sausage

But hey , it could have been wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2018
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Man what's the matter with this subreddit? No one's posted anything all year!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dramusic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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My daughter was born today. She had to come out no matter what.

She was running out of womb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n0th1ng_r3al
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2017
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What floats like matter that has no fixed shape or volume and stings like a bee?

Gaseous Clay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2017
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No matter what music Santa listens to. It all sleighs him.

Told this to my daughter. She then squirts me with a squirt gun we use to keep the dogs from barking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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No matter what I do I can't escape dad jokes imgur.com/a/TxFcw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deesing82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2013
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No matter what the temperature in a room is. It is always room temperature.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucidus_somniorum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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