What do you call birds that always hang out?

Crow-nies.

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So today my dad says he needs a triple knee replacement...

“My left knee, my right knee, and my wee-nie”

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📅︎ Jan 24 2018
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When people hear our last name...

Dad is telling a story of when he was at work.

Coworker: "So how do you say your last name?"

Dad: "Nie- (14 letters in total, difficult to pronounce if you're not a Polish native)"

C: "Holy moly!"

D: "No, Nie- ... "

Not even that funny but when he told me the story over dinner I absolutely died. I <3 my dad.

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