I reassured him, "Don't be silly! Why would anyone pick on you, Someoneyourownsize!?"
2020 won
Quaranteens.
But I can't a-fjord it!
The camp goers are pretty intense.
She said. Our cars arenβt social distancing! You donβt want them to get ...CARona virus do you?
Proud moment.
Iβm not so convinced though since 2021 is guaranteed to be an odd year
Step 1: get a hunting license.
I refuse to say 2020 won!
I heard itβll be 2020 too!
I can't wait to Czech it out.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
"hindsight is 2020".
But it was a bold-faced lie.
which was my 40th birthday. The BIG Four Oh! As in "Oh, you're 40 and not married? What's wrong with you?"
And my friends, as awesome as they are, kept setting me up on blind dates, but I never seemed to click with any of the women. Pretty women, short women, tall women, rough women, successful women, lazy women - I dated them all and more often than not, they just weren't interested in me.
I think I probably went on twenty or so dates that never resulted in a a single follow up date.
But two months before my birthday, I started dating two women and both fledgling relationships seemed like they were going somewhere as they were getting really, really serious. I couldn't choose one, but I didn't care. I just couldn't believe they were into me. Okay, maybe they weren't the best looking, but I was so desperate for a wife, and I'm definitely no prize myself.
With a few weeks to go before my birthday, I knew I had to act if I had any hope of being married. I bought two rings and proposed to them both (on separate nights, of course) and they both said no. In fact, though they never knew of each other, I went from two good things to both of them not returning my calls. I guess proposing in a mall food court (for Jenny) or down on my knees in front of the bathroom at a minor league baseball game (Susan) were not my best laid plans, doomed to fail. Or maybe I just reeked of desperation.
So the morning of my birthday, I was practically in tears, deep in depression as I knew I missed my deadline. But my friends came though, kind of. They took me out bar hopping and then we all went back to my place where they had a stripper waiting in my favorite chair. She got up, sat me down, and gave me a grinding lap dance. She said nothing, but after a minute, stopped, turned around, looked me in the eye and said "one." Then she started up again, stopped after a minute, turned around and said "two..."
This went on all night until she got to "forty."
It's been a few months now, and I'm not too sad. My friends really tried to get me married, and after two near mrs, I guess it was the thot that counts.
Itβs my 2020 vision
A neighbor-toothed tiger.
Those jokes are a decade old now!
Because I have 2020 vision.
Itβs my 2020 goal.
because everyone will have 20/20 vision.
Iβm on a Greg-or-Ian calendar.
My dad: What do you mean son? Your eyesights not that bad..
Me: Yes, but next year will be 2020.
Foresight is 2020
so you can have 2020 vision
So boring already
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
It's not like I have 2020 vision
But I donβt have 20/20 vision.
I tell them I donβt have 2020 vision.
2020 2
It will be the first time they see 2020.
It's my 2020 vision.
They will finally see 20/20.
It's the first time they will see 20/20.
Because everyone knows, hindsight is 20-20.
But I don't have 2020 vision.
