Nex Entertainment Puns

I have a narcissist ex friend who I'm not really sure how to handle. We run in the same online circles and he frequently uses me as an unwitting third person in his attempts to triangulate other women. Triangulation is a technique people with NPD use that makes the people in their life feel like they're in constant competition with other people. It is a mentally abusive tactic to make whomever they're grooming desperate for validation.

I used to get inundated with messages from women he'd "dated" (he's actually married or was but maintains several catfish profiles to solicit women online/claims to be polyamorous--but forces whatever women he's courting to communicate with him through public means only in order to maintain an air or desirability.) The messages from these women ranged anywhere between the typical threatened cattiness to tearful worry over my continued presence in his life. I was and still might be his favorite pawn to abuse in order to make these other women feel triangulated.

From my understanding, he would use my concern and admittedly over-involvement at trying to prevent his actions to convince these women that I was a jilted ex lover desperate for his attention. It always had an air of believability because there was a time I had real feelings for him and also wrote him letters before I knew he was married. I know from having spoken to a few of them that he often used my online profiles to make these women jealous. He would vague post responses to everything I talked about in a given day to make it look like we were secret lovers. He would post himself anonymous love letters on sites like this one that he knew I frequented just to make it look like we had this intense relationship.

I blocked him everywhere after two years of escalating behavior. He just made more fake profiles and used them to keep tabs on my online activity. I used to enjoy posting over on the more adult fetish sites until I figured out he was monitoring my activity there too. In addition to frequent irl "coincidental" run-ins where he would just happen to be wherever I was going to be, usually with a new girlfriend on his arm, he would cyberbully me. He used to pretend to be ex girlfriends and write really invasive mean things about me, or he would write these creepy messages that made me believe he always knew what I was doing or talking about on any given day. He mastered anonymity and had cultivated enough of a nice guy persona that not many peop

Edit: Smaller teams with coordination (cc discord or something) is definitely more fun and entertaining. I still disagree with making big adjustments right on the first day and based on the complaining of the majority on reddit while doing big masses (as well as a fight not really reqarding correct play but just a dmg vs eating). But as a hard and GWD boss, it should not just be eternally camped by getting big kc in the room and just being able to leave, bank and rejoin, so I guess that now the power level is good (although the fight itself not) (End of edit)

I am specifically talking about this one with the overall increase of damage because people in 80 man masses were complaining about afking the boss.

Of course the first day of release the boss will be easy with so many people killing it but as the hype is slowly dying out and smaller teams are more common, this actually hurts them more overall, especially considering there is little skill involved in the actual boss mechanics itself and it turned into 'just take unavoidable dmg and try to eat while dpsing' type of bossfight, similar to regular nightmare.

I agree with all the other changes, the food drops were indeed quite overpowered, and who knows, maybe in the future they are planning to make a hard mode nex, similar to phosani nightmare, when it is not just about eat/dmg boss/eat/dmg minion but you actually have to play more carefully and get rewarded for not making a mistake (like phosani).

But right now, Jagex just gave into complaining of players on day 1 and made Nex harder for small groups, which are already suffering from it as the hype is dying off.

I know it's been closed for a bit by the looks of it, but I can't remember the name. Loved that store, used to get cheap used DVDs and tv seasons from there. It was on Tremont in the square, right behind the Esso.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Buenosdillas

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

Forgiving the narc is overrated. This is not coming from a place of anger, but from long periods of self-reflection. You aren't required to forgive someone who never respected your boundaries, who even thought of unleashing abuse on you (emotionally, psychologically, verbally and/or even physically), who devalued you, who gaslit you and made you the crazy person, and the list goes on and on. Instead, focus on forgiving yourself. Forgive yourself for grieving the relationship even if years have gone by, forgive yourself for breaking NC and entertaining thoughts of going back (please don't), forgive yourself for begging for love and attention that you deserved in the first place, forgive yourself for crying for days on end. It's okay, you will be okay and much better off without nex's presence in your life.

Don't humanise the narc and their abuse by forgiving them. You don't have to. Instead, direct that energy inward, into you. You're strong. You got this. You're resilient, focus on building a better you so no one has the power to break you. Forgiving the narc is overrated, self-forgiveness, on the other hand, is underrated.

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.