Newfie Puns

A list of puns related to "Newfie"

How do you get a one handed Newfie out of a tree?

Wave at him :)

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👤︎ u/Bromoseexual
📅︎ Jul 30 2015
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Dad jokes for Canadians

What do you call a man from Montreal wearing a plaid suit? > >>!A checkered Quebecker!!<

What do call a Calgarian with a water pistol? > >>!A squitin' Albertan!!<

What do you get when you drown a Vancouverite in the ocean? > >>!A wet ghost from the West Coast!!<

What do you call a silly Newfoundlander? > >>!A goofy Newfie!!<

What do you call a blond-haired, blue-eyed guy from Sudbury? > >>!An Aryan Ontarian!!<

These all suck and I'm sorry.

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👤︎ u/Autopilot_Psychonaut
📅︎ Oct 25 2022
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I went on a Canadian trivia show and they asked about all the provinces.

I knew Nunavut.

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👤︎ u/Frank-Dr3bin
📅︎ May 04 2022
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Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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👤︎ u/hypeaze
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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