Apple is designing a new car.
But they’re having trouble installing windows.
My new Tesla arrived yesterday and didn’t have a new car smell...
It had more of an Elon Musk.
I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car
Looks like it was a Christler
My friend wasn't happy with his new car, so I said "Dude, just roll with it".
I was showing our new car to our family. And my daughter asked "Cargo space ? "
Have you heard about Ford's new electric coffee car?
A new car has been launched for American cowboys...
My son got a new toy car, the Toyota SHOEpra...
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control?
Of course - it goes without swaying!”
I just drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
The newest Tesla doesn’t come with that new car smell
It comes with an Elon Musk
(Saw something similar on r/memes and decided it was better fit here)
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
Last night I dreamt that I put a new muffler on my car.
BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars
The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
What happens when you crash your fancy new car?
My dad decided to get a new car
He got a Ford. When I asked him why, he said: "Because it's the only one I can afford."
The company Volkswagon has said that they will release a new series of cars that use electricity.
They decided to call it, Voltswagon.
If the new SONY car ever breaksdown
BREAKING NEWS: New York subway car breaks down after laptop explodes. When asked what happened, the NYPD responded:
A Dell set fire to the train
So i was just talking to my dad and he asks me if the sunroof in my new car leaks, i told him no.
He says "thats good because then it would be a rain roof"....
A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants
A new criminal has been recognised as stealing car wheels
Police are attempting to catch him tyrelessly
did I tell y'all about my sweet new car?
There’s a new film coming out about the incorrect use of tow bars on cars..
The trailer just dropped.
I had to take the brakes off my brand new car today.
They were just slowing me down.
My husband doesn't appreciate the name for our new car.
Nice new car son.. What's that thing on the trunk?
So heard about the arab who got a new car? He drives a...
Got new tires on my car last week
I'm thinking of buying a new car, but I have...
My friend kept totaling his new cars.
A miner was on their way to work in their new car, when a police officer stops them and asks: "where are you going, where do you work, and who's car is this?"
My brother gets in car accidents all the time, but today he turned over a new Leaf
Where did Buzz Lightyear go to buy a new car?
I got some bad news yesterday. My ex got hit by a car
and my license got suspended.
Did you know Teslas don't have that new car smell?
They have more of an Elon Musk.
A Tesla doesn’t have that new car smell
They have more of an Elon Musk
Did you know Tesla’s don’t have that new car smell?
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find that the reverse gear is broken.
There’s no turning back now.
I drove my new car out of the lot, only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
A new Tesla doesn't come with the new car smell...
It comes with an Elon Musk.
I heard Apple is developing a new car
But they were having trouble installing windows.
If the new SONY car ever breaksdown
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
I drove my new car out of the lot only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.
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