A list of puns related to "Nestlé Candy Shop"
I just want some bog roll and a 60w lightbulb, mate
Has anyone thought to make a shop filled with alternatives to Nestlé products? Seen many products that Nestlé owns and thought a good way to bad name Nestlé and "fill their vacuum" is starting a co-op that buys alternatives to sell.
I had lunch with my former FOM and a few friends the other day and she showed me a video of the new hire I helped train dealing with a nutty guest. The new hire was only on her 2nd week alone and already shes dealt with the crazy that we know a FD agent can't be adequately trained for but is something that comes with the job.
In walks a lady (Anti Civil Forfeiture) and everything is normal at first. New Hire gets the lady's car info, has her sign a pet policy form for her dog, occupancy info then gets to payment. She fumbles around with her wallet and cards a bit then sighs and says
ACF: I really should have moved to New Mexico like I originally wanted--I AM from here you know.
NH: OK welcome back, card or cash Ma'am?
ACF: I was in California and wanted to move back to the area and I should have come back to NM they've outlawed civil asset forfeiture--you know that right?
NH: Actually I don't but Ill look into it.
ACF: You should before it's too late. All cops fall somewhere between evil and liars--most are evil. They are corrupt and run clandestine protection rackets against business owners like myself. I owned a business in California and it's always a black cop and a white cop demanding protection money. You have to wonder how they became so corrupt. I know trust me I was a defense contractor for 25 years--its the Justice Department. They target business owners like me because they can get away with it--they protect their own at our expense. The police chiefs wife where I lived in CA decided one day to steal his service weapon and shoot at cops. Nothing happened to him of course but his wife, his wife will be out in 5 years. It's criminal what they get away with.
I thought I could get away from that by moving closer to home. I opened a candy shop in Colorado and guess what? A white cop and a black cop showed up and this time they began broadcasting all my legal proceedings from CA over the radio. They seized 75k of my assets so I had to shut that shop down and open a new one in a different town. I know some cops are good but most flails arm in a circle MOST are evil AND corrupt. Now I'm travelling across the US to prove that all police departments are dirty because head shaking and dramatic pause they are.
NH: Um ... will that be cash or card?
ACF: Oh I'm sorry it'll be card.
They finish up and at the end ACF says
"Remember they can't seize your assets in NM be happy you live here. It's amazing what they get away with its nutty."
Nut
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https://www.cdndeals.ca/amazon-ca-nestle-mini-halloween-assorted-chocolate-candy_-kitkat-coffin-crisp-aero-smarties_-505-g-50-mini-bars-6-99-fs/
Retailer:
Amazon.ca
I did Subscribe & Save to get 5% off since Halloween is still weeks away.
https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B01JZXKCXC/
Amazon product: NESTLÉ Mini Halloween Assorted Chocolate & Candy – KITKAT, Coffin Crisp, SCAERO, SCARIES – 505 g (Pack of 50 Mini Bars)
Customer Reviews:
If you have no self control then don’t buy a 50 pack and pretend like you won’t finish it. That’s the only feedback I have. Product delivery and all that other stuff was fine. Maybe do your body and teeth a favor and just buy these for Halloween. Taste great though.
I get it. Some of it is imported, but fuck sake. How do they keep making any money? Some of them have been here years so it's not just money laundering at this stage.
People lose their entire mind in these shops. Imagine walking into your local shop and they guy trying to charge you £3 for a Mars bar. You'd kick off, but in these places cos it's a Mars bar in an American wrapper with limited edition written on it folk are buying 5.
Just galling.
Is this some sort of money laundering operation or do they have secret words leading you to rooms in the back with drugs and gambling? Those huge places must cost a fortune to have and you never see anyone shopping there...
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