Needles and Pins Puns

A list of puns related to "Needles and Pins"

My wife asked if I wanted to hear about her day. I replied, “Sure, I’m on pins and needles. But I have to ask you something first.”

“Why did you leave your sewing kit on the couch?”

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👤︎ u/No_Whammies_Stop
📅︎ Apr 10 2022
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What condition do acupuncture advocates suffer from?

Paresthesia

(Also known as pins and needles, needle-ss to say)

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👤︎ u/kishenoy
📅︎ Mar 04 2023
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What do knitters get when they get pressure?

Pins and Needles

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👤︎ u/nordrb
📅︎ Dec 04 2022
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did you hear about the anxious seamstress?

She's on pins and needles

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👤︎ u/athei-nerd
📅︎ Apr 20 2022
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I took up knitting to help my wife's business along.

Unfortunately I can't stop yarning and before I fall asleep I get pins and needles everywhere.

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👤︎ u/Gherkinstein
📅︎ Jun 30 2021
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I have this book on beds

I read it from cover to cover

Followed by: I have another book on sewing

It kept me on pins and needles

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👤︎ u/Zman613
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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