Nathan Hines, ex-professional rugby player. 6’ 9” @ 255+lbs.
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Nathan Hines on Twitter... twitter.com/Wagga5/status…
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Nathan Hines calls time on Scotland career news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/…
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Nathan Hines To Join Sale Sharks salesharks.com/news/2443.…
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Nathan Hines~ I saw this and laughed. Forgot how daft a penalty it was (versus Ulster. probably a repost) rugbydump.com/2012/01/231…
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Barbarians draft Nathan Hines as George Whitelock pulls out the42.ie/ireland-barbaria…
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If every U.S. state had their own "state team" (Part 2)

Hey again /r/MLS, as some of you may have remembered, I began a project last summer where in a made-up universe, each U.S. state (commonwealth for the people in KY, MA, PA, and VA) had their own state soccer team. I have done Part I revised a few weeks ago, and now I am on to part two!

To get read-up on everything, check out Part 1.

#Previous Threads Part 1 (AL-CA) | Part 2 (CO-GA) | Part 3 (HI-IA) | Part 4 (KS-MO)

#Colorado

  • Home Stadium: Dick's Sporting Goods Park, Commerce City (Capacity: 18,000)
  • Notable players: Ethan Horvath, Sam Vines, Khiry Shelton, and Tajon Buchanan
  • Likely CONCACAF equivalent: Panama
  • Rivals: Utah
No Pos. Player Age Club (Nat.) Notes
1 GK Ethan Horvath 26 Nottingham Forest (ENG) USMNT player. Born in Highlands Ranch, CO
2 DF Sam Vines 22 Antwerp (BEL) USMNT player. Born in Colorado Springs, CO
3 DF Graham Smith 26 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Highlands Ranch, CO
4 MF Dillon Serna 27 Colorado Springs Switchbacks (USA) Born in Thornton, CO
5 DF Shane O'Neill 28 Toronto FC (CAN) Born in Ireland, raised in Denver, CO
6 MF Paolo DelPiccolo 30 Louisville City (USA) Born in Wheat Ridge, CO
7 FW Khiry Shelton 28 Sporting Kansas City (USA) Born in Fort Carson, CO
8 MF Drew Beckie 31 AtlΓ©tico Ottawa (CAN) Born in Canada, raised in Denver, CO
9 FW Wilmer Cabrera Jr. 21 Butler Bulldogs (USA) Born in Colombia, raised in Denver, CO
10 FW Griffin Dorsey 22 Houston Dynamo (USA) Born in Evergreen, CO
11 MF Collen Warner 33 Colorado Rapids (USA) Born in Denver, CO
12 DF Brendan Hines-Ike 27 Kortrijk (BEL) Born in Denver, CO
13 DF Connor Tobin 34 Forward Madison (USA) Born in Fort Collins, CO
14 MF Sam Hamilton 26 New Mexico United (USA) Born in Denver, CO
15 MF Cole Bassett 20 Colorado Rapids (USA) Born in Littleton, CO
16 FW Matt Hundley 21 Colorado Rapids (USA) Born in Littleton, CO
17 MF Tajon Buchanan 22 Brugge (BEL) Born in Canada, lived in Denver, CO
18 GK Joe Kuzminsky 27 Mac
... keep reading on reddit ➑

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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Question about Irish & Welsh Rugby cultures

So I'm genuinely interested in reading a few opinions on this, being on the outside myself. Throughout the years a reputation of "Irish & Welsh players (OFTEN, not always) don't do well abroad" has established itself, and I must say as far as the Top 14 goes I'd validate that claim. Perhaps they do better in the Prem, because it's a closer culture (?).

The basic thing is it appears players produced in Ireland and Wales are used to play a certain way and then go to France where the Rugby is looser and they can't fully fit in.

Like, Jonny Sexton played in a very structured, pragmatic Leinster system, so it follows he wouldn't do great at Racing. Hanrahan is currently struggling at Clermont. Jamie Roberts, Dan Lydiate, Rhys Webb, Ian Madigan, Gethin Jenkins...all well below their best there. Charteris did alright at Racing and Halfpenny did well in Toulon as the main goal-kicker essentially. Then there would be Simon Zebo who thrived at Racing, but then again his style seemed to fit Racing more than Munster where he was from. Plenty of examples over the years.

Conversely, English players generally seem to do well in France (Wilkinson, Strettle, Ashton, Abendanon, Carl Fearns, the Armitages, Zach Mercer atm...). Scottish players too for whatever reason (Nathan Hines with Clermont, Max Evans in Castres, Johnnie Beattie various clubs, Finn Russell atm...).

How do you explain that partial inability to adapt abroad from certain Irish and Welsh players ?

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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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The Ancient Romans II
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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School Was Clothed
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Naan-negotiable
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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Letting loose with these puns
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Couch potato
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Baka!
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All dad jokes are bad and here’s why

Why

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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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That’s Michelle
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Knowledgeable man
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved

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is Isn't
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My 9 year old son just asked me to pretend I was a police officer arresting him for downloading the entire Wikipedia. Me: Young man, you're under arrest for downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

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