5yo daughter: "Dad! I've got something in my shoe :("

Me: Is it feet?

She's never amused. It's usually a small pebble or a piece of tree bark or something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbtdev
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2014
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The criminal charge

A young lady had a problem because this other gal looked almost exactly like her, but had a nasty vocabulary. Nobody wanted to be around her anymore because the foul-mouthed girl really harmed her reputation.

So the lady in question decided to push the foul-mouthed look-alike off of the top roof of the Empire State Building. However, after doing this, she was soon arrested. Guess what she was charged with?

Making an obscene clone fall.

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