But he came back with nothing
It means a lot to him
It’s just a curd to me.
A Mexican magician says he'll disappear on the count of three.
Uno... Dos... Poof
He disappeared...
Without a tres.
But Nada single person understood them
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
My dad asked me to look for some chips so I went to look for them...
Me: Donde estan? - Where are they?
Dad: En la alacena. - In the cupboard.
I got the chips and when I got back to my dad a spark of creativity came to me...
Me: No las podia encontrar, es que estaba buscando en el almuerzo y no en la cena.
-I couldn't find them, seems I was looking in lunch and not in dinner.
My dad smiled and ate his chips.
for reference, alacena = cupboard, cena = dinner
Bro 1: Anything happen while i was gone? Bro 2: (who thinks he can speak spanish) nada thing.
Thanks for nothing.
Today is my father's birthday so naturally we wanted his grandson, my son to tell him happy birthday on the phone. For some reason he was being super quiet. I kept saying "Say happy birthday to Papa, say happy birthday" Nope, nothin, nada. I say again "Say happy birthday silence.....say anything"
My son "Anything"
He's going to be a great Dad
Guide: (broken english) "There is a lot of grass in this area because...[good reason]."
Dad: (to me, but loud enough for everyone to hear) "You know what the locals call that...?"
Me: "No, what?"
Dad: "Muchas gracias!" (followed by the biggest grin I've ever seen)
Guide: (confused) "De nada..."
My family quickly and casually disassociates before seeing other families face palm for us.
I was the only one who laughed...
