8-mo Daughter: "Nana. Na na na. Nanananana"

Son replies: "Why you so salty?"

Raising them right.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zigmata
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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From my 4 year old: Dad, i just realized why these things are called nappies...

...because its like napkin for your pee, so its called na-pee!

(proud dad moment)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Acy07-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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I dont think ull get it

I wanted to make a joke about sodium but Na they wont get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pheuq
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.

But then I thought, β€œNa”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I was going to joke about sodium.

But Na. That would be going too far.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What continent has the saltiest food?

NA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiiiiopiuy98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...

He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

Ba Na Na Naaa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snugl-v203
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...

...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke

But Na

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I asked my wife if I could buy a plane

But she says-na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnowHeroHD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...

It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?

Naan naan naan na na na naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmarbs19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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You'll get a reaction out of this....

Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?

As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.

"F"In"Al"Y"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vadea_Shepard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I was going to make a joke about chemistry

But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Australian-psycho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Me: Dad, do you know any jokes about sodium?

Dad: Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Salt

So i wanted to tell a joke about Salt but i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andrija6897
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I’m not in my element

Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said β€œNa.”

My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oopsda16
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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What do you call cheese which isn't yours?

Na-cho cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I tought ...

Na, nobody will understand it. That one made me salty...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/p_vit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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I’m not the best at chemistry

But when it comes to sodium carbon or potassium I kind of have a NaCK for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skullshotz1324
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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If a joke doesn't include pachyderms then it's irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Do you want to hear a chemical joke?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Harkonan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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For lease

Na Vidad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Chemistry Teacher-β€œDo you want to tell me the abbreviation for sodium”

Me-β€œNa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-garlic-bread-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?

Me: Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gasyournan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite..

he said NaBro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nobkaii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albertosaurus77
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I wanted to make a sodium joke

But then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noxidexr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I would make a Sodium joke

But Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levonsafaryan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A ba-na-na-naaaa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?

Na

Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?

NaBro

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0ng078
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit

Was Ba Na Na Naaa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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I was going make a joke about Sodium

but then i was like Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wurslow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Let me tell a joke about Sodium

Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonEf_Adam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I would make a joke about Sodium

but Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boi_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Do I know any jokes about sodium?

Na.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EddtheMetalHead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fmlolika
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?

NaBrO.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?

2 Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonyCzech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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I would say a sodium joke right now

but, Na

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdityaPlayZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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If a joke doesn't include pachyderms...

then it's irrelephant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thumbs0fDestiny
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