8-mo Daughter: "Nana. Na na na. Nanananana"
Son replies: "Why you so salty?"
Raising them right.
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︎ Aug 02 2018
What kind of fish is made up of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
From my 4 year old: Dad, i just realized why these things are called nappies...
...because its like napkin for your pee, so its called na-pee!
(proud dad moment)
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︎ Feb 26 2021
I dont think ull get it
I wanted to make a joke about sodium but Na they wont get it
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︎ Feb 17 2021
I was about to tell a joke about Sodium.
But then I thought, βNaβ.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I was going to joke about sodium.
But Na. That would be going too far.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What continent has the saltiest food?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What was Beethovens favorite fruit?
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
I was going to share a joke about sodium on here...
...But then I thought, "Na, they've probably heard it before."
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︎ Mar 11 2020
I was gonna tell a Chemistry joke
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I asked my wife if I could buy a plane
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I hate it when uppercase & lowercase letters are mixed together in a phrase...
It's a WoRsT cAsE sCeNaRiO
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What were The Beatles favorite kind of bread?
Naan naan naan na na na naan
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︎ Aug 20 2020
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
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︎ Aug 21 2020
I was going to make a joke about chemistry
But then I was like Na, no ones going to understand.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Me: Dad, do you know any jokes about sodium?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
Salt
So i wanted to tell a joke about Salt but i was like Na
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Iβm not in my element
Someone asked me the other day if I liked sodium, I said βNa.β
My favorite element right now is Boron, but it changes periodically
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︎ Jan 05 2020
What do you call cheese which isn't yours?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
I wanted to make a joke about sodium, but then I tought ...
Na, nobody will understand it. That one made me salty...
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︎ Mar 11 2020
Iβm not the best at chemistry
But when it comes to sodium carbon or potassium I kind of have a
NaCK for it
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︎ Oct 30 2019
If a joke doesn't include pachyderms then it's irrelephant
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︎ Nov 23 2019
Do you want to hear a chemical joke?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
For lease
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Chemistry Teacher-βDo you want to tell me the abbreviation for sodiumβ
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︎ Oct 08 2019
Doctor: Are you aware of your sodium intake?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite..
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Can you tell me what metal blows up when it reacts with water?
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︎ Jun 28 2019
What do you call a fish with two sodium atoms?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I wanted to make a sodium joke
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I would make a Sodium joke
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︎ Oct 05 2020
What is Beethovenβs favorite fruit?
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︎ Dec 15 2019
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium?
Na
Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hypobromite?
NaBro
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︎ Feb 04 2020
Did you know that Beethoven's favorite fruit
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
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︎ May 06 2020
I was going make a joke about Sodium
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Let me tell a joke about Sodium
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︎ Feb 26 2020
I would make a joke about Sodium
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︎ Mar 20 2020
Do I know any jokes about sodium?
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
Want to hear a joke about sodium, bromine, and oxygen?
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
I would say a sodium joke right now
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︎ Sep 22 2019
If a joke doesn't include pachyderms...
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