Chemist n Plumber
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Mac n' cheese
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︎ May 08 2021
What body part do you spell using the letters P, E, N, I, and S?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I am opening a rock'n'roll-themed Opticians.
I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Mate: Aye, the cannons be ready, Cap'n!
Captain: *are
Text adaptation of this
I wish this was my joke.
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︎ May 05 2021
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Twitter meme s t o l e n from facebook
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Did you hear about the guy who murdered Cap'n, Tony and Sam?
He's this country's most notorious cereal killer
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Why do people in N/A stand in circles and hold hands???
Because they dont do Lines anymore.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
R.N.L.I, robot.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
I started a petition to swap the position of "a" and "n" in the alphabet.
No one took me seriously when I said jk lmao
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
I just realized nothing starts with "n" and ends with "g"
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Ahh yes... Frants
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I swear stairs are gonna be my d o w n fall, the way they keep s t a i r i n g at me...
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︎ Feb 06 2020
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
what happens when "N" goes to bed?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.
I told him they were the letters of recommendation.
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Mac n Cheese
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︎ May 29 2020
It would be impossible to host a professional hide n seek tournament
Since good players are hard to find
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Obituary for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Pop N Fresh
The Pillsbury Doughboy, remembered best as "Pop N Serve", and/or "Pop N Fresh", died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy will be buried in this lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities will turn out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site is expected to be piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima will deliver the eulogy and lovingly describe Doughboy as "a man who never knew how much he was kneaded".
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers.. He was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.
He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop tart.
The funeral will be held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What did the broke guy order at the strip clubβs βlegs βnβ eggsβ show?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Teacher asked βWhat is the formula of water?β Student said βH I J K L M N Oβ teacher said βthatβs not the formula of waterβ
Student said βyou said the formula was H to Oβ.
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︎ May 28 2020
The word QUINTESSENCE without S and N is just QUITEECE.
It loses its SNβs.
(I donβt know why I made this terrible joke)
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︎ Oct 22 2020
Who called it cannabis and not trance plant
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Ups n downs
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︎ Aug 01 2020
It took scientists 15 tries to create the perfect sleep aid. Attempts A-N had no effect..
But they concluded a Pill-O helped everyone sleep better
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︎ Jul 20 2020
I was supposed to go to a salt n pepa concert next week
Unfortunately, due to the coronavirus they had to push it
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What is a redneck's favourite car?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Ups n downs
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I was told I can't use eBay anymore.
I don't know why exactly, they just said it was for biddin'
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I told my friend a joke about mac n cheese today
He said it was too cheesy
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︎ Oct 23 2020
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink
No one listened but he kept warning them until people got sick of him and threw him out of the cinema.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a progressive superhero that specializes in cleaning?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
What human body part is long, hard, bendable, most useful when erect, and contains the letters p,n,e,s,i?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
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︎ May 15 2020
Why are men statistically more likely to drown than women?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
*whispers* b i o l o g y p u n s . . .
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︎ Feb 08 2020
What do you call a bad sitcom?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Nothing starts with an N and ends with a G.
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