Guess that's my New Year's Resolution
It's called Eggs, Marx, The Scot
He's not out of the woods yet
But someone talked me out of it.
It was a miss-steak.
Nobody seems to talk about it.
It's open Mike night!
Firehoes
Too much farting on the dancefloor.
It was a huge flop ...
Futon Harpoon
You’re-in.
"Hey there , twerking hard or hardly twerk?
No, they hunted with clothes on.
It has nearly 3,000,000 members already!
When I found out why I’m glad I didn’t go - the show wasn’t that humerus and the staff was short handed.
I'm the main stake holder.
I call them the morel majority.
I’m prepared for any Caucasian
It was a two story building.
Her friends saw her and asked, "Mary, what are YOU doing here??"
Mary said, "I get knocked up, but I get down again."
He got toad.
It was worth it though... That club was hopping.
Anne Drew Diced Clay
Church.
They're still looking for the driver!
Stranger Thongs
It ensures I get a good bang for my Buck.
Receptionist: Hello and welcome to the NDA, or New Dad Association, how may I help you today?
Dad: Can I tell other people about this?
Does anyone know how to grow bacon ?
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
Boy George was not too pleased.
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know four things: The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl with a club, I’m a 6-foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate and the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters: “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it four times.”
I said, "Sure, why not?"
I was skeptical at first, but eventually I came a round
Caveman 2: "That depends on how fast you carry the club."
(Yes, I'm aware of the anachronisms.)
It said bear left, so we went home.
So they don't become the haunted (hunted)
Twerking hard or hardly twerking?
I'm the main stake holder.
I am now the main stake holder.
It was open Mike night.
