My wife just told me about a conversation over the radio at her work.
Operator 1 “You could have pushed that with your bare hands.”
Operator 2 “Nope, I only brought my human hands today.”
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My dad told me this one whilst in the car and Bruno mars started playing on the radio
If Bruno mars was to open a restaurant he could call it mars bar 🙄
My friend offered me a broken radio
My youngest daughter’s joke tonight: When listening to the radio together, I commented, “This is my favorite Christmas song.” She responds, “No it’s not! Your favorite Christmas song is…
Feliz NaviDAD! It’s got your name in it!”
My mom falls for this every time I come home ME: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
I said "her name was Reese something" and my mom replied "WITHERSPOON???" but I said, "No, with a knife"
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
My 12 year old daughter got me today. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer was playing on the radio.
"What was the other reindeer's name?"
"Um, Dasher?"
No."
"Dancer?"
"No. Olive."
"Olive?"
"Yes! Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names."
I was very proud.
I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
My radio never turned off.
I was driving with my wife and suddenly Pearl Jam started playing on the radio.
I told her, “It doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.”
My Friend Told Me He Identifies As A Broadcasting Radio Station
I told him “You can’t be Sirius”
My friend was very excited that he passed his ham radio exam first try...
Mum to my dad: Can you put the radio on?
Dad: Nah, it won't go with my outfit.
I got my radio job because of my small hands.
wee paws for station identification.
Listening to the radio, my eldest asks: “What’s green energy?”
“Well see, you take blue energy and yellow energy and mix them together…”
And then my youngest adds in “Yea, yellow and blue make green!”
Eldest was unsatisfied with that answer.
Dropped this on my kids as I was changing radio stations...
We were driving down the road to a friend's house and the song "What's My Name" by Rihanna came on.
As soon as it started, I changed the station and the kids quickly began to complain, so I said...
"If she hasn't already learned her name by now, there's no point in listening to it."
My wife laughed as the kids just started at me with a confused expression.
My best one to date.
My local radio station really needs to hire an actual weatherman.
I want to hear more about the big storm system in the area but they keep asking for updates from a "meaty urologist."
The song lyric comes on the radio, "I will lift you up," while in the car with my teenager.
I told her that the singer is a weight lifter. The eye roll was accompanied by a smirk.
The music video for the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47dtFZ8CFo8
My friend asked me over CB Radio if I knew what today's date was.
I replied "10/4, good buddy."
I was dusting off my son's alarm radio and he said to me when he saw it...
You really cleaned my clock, Dad.
I was listening to the ball game on the radio with my dad
Radio - "Coming to you from the Dunkin' Donuts Center..."
Dad - "Dunkin' Donuts center? That doesn't make any sense, it has to be the Dunkin' Donuts hole!"
Told my dad our plane had Sirius satellite radio on our flight..
His response was "Well what if I want to listen to comedy?"
One of my dad's favorite jokes. Did you hear about the radio towers that got married?
The wedding was boring but the reception was great!
I just purchased 3 months of satellite radio after my trial expired...
I guess you could say things are getting pretty sirius.
Listening to the radio with my dad ( Sorry if someone posted something similar before.)
Radio: Attention, an Amber Alert has been issued for the area of ______. Blah blah blah
Dad: That Amber, she's always getting lost. I mean, they had to make a whole alert system for her!
My dad was a radio host remembered best for his wit. Thought I'd share a couple jokes he told on air.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
My contrary Aunt Margaret drowned recently.
They found her upstream.
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."
"Until the pressure got to him."
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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