I’ve still got 99 problems, but my Switch ain’t one.
Me: “No, you’ll break it.”
You can say I've been working wiimotely
I guess you could say I
Flipped the switch
The ambulance said "wiiu,wiiu,wiiu"
It's Nintendead
After a little while, they started to argue because one was bored with the game.
"Hey, bud, maybe you should do something else for a while. I think you've had too much ennui."
It was a small price to pay.
So, I told her to put down my Nintendo controller and get out of my treehouse.
Any time my son groans or sighs, I consider it a win. When I came home from work today, he asked if I had an email from Club Nintendo, as he was waiting for a redemption code. I did and I printed it for him.
I handed it to him and showed him the Wii U code was on one page, and the 3DS code was on the other.
He looked at it and said, "That's odd"
I replied "No, it's even. There are two pages."
-pause-
Son sighs. Loudly.
Walking through town with my daughter who has been asking for a Nintendo Wii for a long time.
Daughter asks for one because she got a good report.
No.
Asks for one if we see it on sale.
No.
Asks for one if she does all her chores for 3 months straight.
No.
Asks for an early birthday present.
I crack. "Ok honey, I'll take you for a wii"
Arrive at public toilets and tell her to go and get one.
"You're not funny dad"
