One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTS_jduartemiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..

Personally I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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I used to love fishing with my son.

Oh well !! I have to find something else to use as bait now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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I love my furniture...

Me and my recliner go way back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie

I try, I try

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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My son Luke loves it that we named all our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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my wife and dog both love licking my face...

guess i’m just a piece of meat for them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newdudeonblock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
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All my hispanic friends love it when I say β€œmucho.”

It means a lot to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_McGuilicuty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My mate told me he is in love with two school bags

He is bi-satchel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snell84
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror one evening admiring my reflection, when I posed this question to my wife of 30 years, β€œWill you still love me when I’m old, fat, and balding?” She smiled and answered...

β€œI do!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I fell in love with my neighbor across the street.

It didn't work out. It was a lawn distance relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/homepreplive
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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My love for my wife is like the national debt.

It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoetted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I have a love/ hate relationship with my bed

I love to sleep in it but hate to get out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_useless_name
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I love my dry erase board...

it's re-markable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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"I love you from my heart to-ma-toes"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BedHeadBread
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My wife sent me a heartwarming text that read, β€œIf you're sleeping, send me your dreams. If you're laughing, send me your smile. If you're eating, send me a bite. If you're drinking, send me a sip. If you're crying, send me your tears. I love you!”

I replied, β€œI'm on the toilet, please advise…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Everyone loves my "moderately large business agreement" costume at this fancy dress party.

I'm kind of a big deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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β€œI love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. β€œAll you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. β€œWhat did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled...

β€œYou herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...

...talking to the wine."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Before I met my wife my love life was hot like the Sahara desert.

Two palms, no dates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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My wife said she wanted to try and get rid of her love handles...

I said she'll look stupid without any ears πŸ‘‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car

Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.

It's so refreshing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/64Modder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My sister fell in love with a welder.

She got burned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My neighbor is an epileptic midget who really loves pizza.

Seems like everyday he’s having little seizures.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I love taking pictures of my son, so much most people call me

his personal 'Papa'razzi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8Dinglehopper8
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I love my dads jokes

Dad: would you like to hear a joke about ghosts?

Me: sure

Dad: that’s the spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heeheemoomoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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My kids keep playing with my love handles

It's their favorite roll playing game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnthnmdr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite

Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkRune23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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I fell in love with my cardiac surgeon

He was pulling at my heart strings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:

We call him Ciggy Stardust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.

Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baileywiki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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My friend has no arms and loves to make jokes about it. They're never any good though.

He doesn't have a funny bone in his body.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swanbrother
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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My two great loves
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andabread
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...

Personally, I'm not a fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jezzter88
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I love my furniture...

Me and my recliner go way back.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

My daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I used to love fishing with my son.

Oh well!! I guess I'll have to find something else to use as bait now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I love my recliner.

We go back a long way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I used to love fishing with my son...

Oh well!! I guess I have to find something else to use as bait now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My son Luke loves that we named our children after Star Wars characters.

Our daughter Chewbacca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MazzukaMy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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My uncle smokes and loves David Bowie:

We call him Ciggy Stardust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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