My Dangerous Wife Puns

I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"

My wife says "the bishop was sitting only a few seats away from me at the ceremony today!"

So I asked her, "were you sitting diagonally from him?"

She says "no?"

So I tell her, "then I don't think you were in any danger."

I comment to my wife: that's odd.

Wife: (groan)

Me: at least it's accurate, there are three lanes.

Wife: please stop.

Me: right now I can't. It's dangerous with these odd lanes.

But I said no, I'll whisk it.