Because he was below C-level.
Imagine my surprise when my doctor told me I was getting a trophy.
handshakes
Nothing ,she just Waves
Atrophy
It felt so good, I pulled it again.
It was my first deep tissue massage.
He said he didn't sea salt.
Its 12:16 right now give me a break
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
It's going to be quite the shindig
no worries though, it's just a miner injury.
A Pentacoastal Church!
But at the door there was a sign saying no chocolate allowed. M&M hesitates.
"Hey guys, I might skip this one. I'm a chocolate. I'll catch you guys later" Skittle and Jelly Bean protest. "Nah man, you'll be fine, you're candy on the outside. Come in with us, it'll be fun!" Says his cousin Skittle. "Yeah, if anyone has a problem with you, we'll look after you" says Jelly Bean.
M&M decides he will go in, encouraged by his friends. They all have a good time, and no one mentions anything about M&M being chocolate on the inside.
The night is going well then suddenly the front door bangs open and in walks Vick and his gang of vapour drops. The party goes quiet as Vick surveys the room. His eyes stop on M&M.
"What the fuck are you doing M&M? Can't fucking read the sign? No chocolate allowed."
"But I'm candy on the outside, it's OK, right guys?" Protests M&M weakly. Jelly Bean and Skittle back off into the shadows, leaving M&M by himself.
" I think we need to teach this smart ass chocolate a fucking lesson, let's take this outside." Says Vick.
The vapor drops grab M&M and drag him outside and start beating him up, cracking his shell through to his chocolate. The gang walk away leaving M&M barely conscious on the lawn.
The next day in hospital, Jelly Bean and Skittle come to visit their friend, feeling bad for him. "Why didn't you guys stick up for me?" Asks M&M. "Man, you know Vick, there was nothing we could do, he's fucking menthol."
I finally received my abs solution.
A zucchini.
My wife said she'd dig into it.
I wasn't shore what to do
In case the first pair gets wet.
A mixer.
Just dig your feet into the sand, then you will have buriedtoes
stolen from: food jokes
The party doesn't start until I WALKEN
Fjord Fiesta
Because he was a fungi
B'coz he is a fungi.
A Sandwich
Because they needed to see a fizzier therapist.
I'll see myself out.
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
When I tried to break the ice, it only made things worse.
That I lost count
Sandy Cheeks on it
"That's M'Shell on my back!"
Me: let's have a moment of silence
Now it’s syncing.
I didn't know how many so I picked seven up...
Nothing it just waved
It was just a miner injury.
You planet.
It was a miner injury.
It's just a miner injury
