Mr. Block Puns

At his service I walked up to the mic, "I feel compelled to complete my dad's final joke: My dad died while looking at my mom and I am sure dad would have said 'If looks could kill.'"

They were talking and he just slumped over and died. They believe he had a clot and it just block his blood to his brain. My dad's nick name was Mr Jokester.

My wife and I were driving through town when we passed a store named Mr Barbeque. I told her that it's a good store, but Mrs Barbeque claims all the credit.

After she grumbled for a while, we passed another store just a few blocks away, called Miss Chocolate. I explained that this was Mrs Barbeque's maiden name, she opened it up after she left Mr Barbeque. It was a very bitter divorce, she lost all the sugar in the settlement.