Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

He asked them who their favorite composer was and they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach"

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying Bach, Bach.

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A little know story about Mozart is that in 1785 he killed all of his chickens.

When he asked who the best composer was, they kept replying β€œBach, Bach, Bach”

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I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart..

...while they've never seen one of his paintings.

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In Life Mozart composed...

In death he decomposes.

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What is Mozart doing in his grave

Decomposing

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Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?

Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.

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What did the Terminator say to Mozart?

I'll be Bach.

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What was wrong with Mozart’s piano?

It was baroquen

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I asked my kids, "What is Mozart doing right now?"

They looked at me and shook their heads, when I shouted, "Decomposing!"

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When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...

"I'm decomposing."

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Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts

They called him "almond dais" Mozart.

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What has Mozart been up to for the last few hundred years?

De-composing

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Mozart’s wife made him go back to the grocery store to buy the food she had wanted.

He really should have remembered to bring the Chopin Liszt.

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Did you hear Mozart’s no longer composing music?

Yeah, now he is decomposing.

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Dead Mozart!

When Mozart’s grave was exhumed the found him holding his sheet music and an eraser. He was de-composing.

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If you walked into a room and saw Mozart at a piano what would he be doing?

De-Composing.

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What is Mozart's shortest symphony?

His thirty-second symphony

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Have you heard the one about Mozart?

It's a classic!

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What's Mozart's least favourite pop song?

Baby Got Bach

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What did Mozart say to his friends as they went to get a drink without him?

I'll catch up with you in a fugue

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because they kept saying: Baaach Bach Bach Bach Bach baaaaach

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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?

When he asked them who was the best composer they all replied β€œBach Bach”

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Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens??

All they said was β€œBach, Bach, Bach”.

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What is Mozart doing in his grave?

De-composing

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

All they could say was BACH!

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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What is Mozart doing right now?

Decomposing!

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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Dad what is Mozart doing now?

He is de-composing.

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said "Bach Bach Bach!"

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Nowadays, Mozart is...

decomposing

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Why did Mozart hate chickens?

Because they kept saying β€œBach Bach Bach”

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Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying Bach! Bach!

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What did mozart do after his death?

Decompose

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What was Mozart doing in the graveyard?

De-composing!!

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