Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
He asked them who their favorite composer was and they all said "Bach Bach Bach Bach"
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying Bach, Bach.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
A little know story about Mozart is that in 1785 he killed all of his chickens.
When he asked who the best composer was, they kept replying βBach, Bach, Bachβ
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I hate it when people act all intellectual and talk about Mozart..
...while they've never seen one of his paintings.
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︎ Mar 05 2021
In Life Mozart composed...
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What is Mozart doing in his grave
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Did you know that, while alive, Mozart composed symphonies in almost every major key?
Sadly, in death, he was relegated only to D-composition.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What did the Terminator say to Mozart?
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︎ Nov 22 2019
What was wrong with Mozartβs piano?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
I asked my kids, "What is Mozart doing right now?"
They looked at me and shook their heads, when I shouted, "Decomposing!"
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︎ Nov 10 2017
When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...
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︎ Jan 20 2019
Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts
They called him "almond dais" Mozart.
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︎ May 27 2019
What has Mozart been up to for the last few hundred years?
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︎ Jun 12 2017
Mozartβs wife made him go back to the grocery store to buy the food she had wanted.
He really should have remembered to bring the Chopin Liszt.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Did you hear Mozartβs no longer composing music?
Yeah, now he is decomposing.
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︎ Apr 30 2018
Dead Mozart!
When Mozartβs grave was exhumed the found him holding his sheet music and an eraser. He was de-composing.
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︎ Mar 29 2019
If you walked into a room and saw Mozart at a piano what would he be doing?
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︎ May 07 2018
What is Mozart's shortest symphony?
His thirty-second symphony
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︎ Jul 27 2017
Have you heard the one about Mozart?
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︎ Sep 17 2018
What's Mozart's least favourite pop song?
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︎ Jul 06 2017
What did Mozart say to his friends as they went to get a drink without him?
I'll catch up with you in a fugue
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︎ Sep 01 2015
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because they kept saying: Baaach Bach Bach Bach Bach baaaaach
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who was the best composer they all replied βBach Bachβ
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens??
All they said was βBach, Bach, Bachβ.
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︎ May 31 2020
What is Mozart doing in his grave?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
All they could say was BACH!
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Why did Mozart hate chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said "Bach, Bach, Bach"
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What is Mozart doing right now?
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︎ May 23 2019
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Dad what is Mozart doing now?
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︎ Dec 15 2018
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said "Bach Bach Bach!"
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︎ Nov 20 2018
Nowadays, Mozart is...
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︎ Dec 10 2016
Why did Mozart hate chickens?
Because they kept saying βBach Bach Bachβ
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Why did Mozart get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying Bach! Bach!
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︎ Apr 22 2018
What did mozart do after his death?
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What was Mozart doing in the graveyard?
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