A milk dud
Dog 2 - What in the world is Moo Moo? Dog 3 - I'm learning a foreign language!
Cowifornia
He was studying foreign languages.
Cowch
But she wouldn't take neigh for an answer.
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Oh MOOgosh. This might just sound like a load of Bull, but please STEER me out.
Deja Moo (Sung to the tune of Fresh Prince of Bel-air)
Now these are puns all about COWS
Their milk gets flipped, churned all around.
And Iβd like to take a minute but I wonβt stop and prattle
And tell you this story you havenβt HERD about cattle.
In IstanBULL I was born and BRAISED.
In the pastures back then in my HAYDAYS.
Chewing cud, RUMPING round, and making a fuss.
TANNING out so UDDERLY ridiculous.
When a couple of HEIFERS who had BEEF with me
Started BULLying on my Brand , you see.
I got TIPPED over once and my mom got scared
She said you're MOOvin your behind, your butt, your DAIRY Air.
I whistled for a calf and when it came near
Thought she was a babe, but HE was a STEER!
If anything I can say this STEAK is rare
But that Bovine was BO-FINE so I didnβt care!
I got milked a few times, maybe 7 or 8
More like long-gonehorn, than reliable date.
So I CHUCKED out the udder half of the pasture,
Bevo ainβt a cow, donβt got what Iβm after.
Fun fact: a Dairy Cow can produce 125lbs of saliva a day.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
He was just trying to think outside the bawks
He herd them.
I said "That means it's pasture bedtime."
What an udder disaster.
Never herd of them!
Must've been Mount Heiferest.
Cattlelogs
Because they're calfinated
Whoβs there?
Interrupting cow
Interrupting c..
MOO!
Where do Cows get their meds?
At the phar-Moo-cy
MOOING GUM.................................................................. My 8 year old told me this and I'm curious as to how many up votes it gets, if you don't like it please down vote without any bad feelings .
Why did the tree moo?
Because there was a cow stuck in it!
Moo Zealand.
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
moo-hoo
The captain was standing on the deck!
For all the moo law
It's pasture bedtime
Whose there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo, dummy
Moo-slims
Cow-moo-flage.
... are my calves mooing.
Knock Knock / Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow whβ
Moooooooo!
There should be a Trump version.
Knock knock / Who's there?
Interrupting Trump.
Interrupting Trump whβ
Fake moos!
>A MOO MOO!
<<Thanks folks! I'm here all week! Don't forget to tip your cows!>>
I said itβs because itβs pasture bedtime.
Moo outta my way, you cow.
