What’s a monkey’s favourite dance?

The macaque-rena

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I bought a dancing monkey the other day

He's a real party animal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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My dad sent me this text with no context. Have no idea why.

In heaven the Elephants are in charge of remembering everything, the monkeys are in charge of giving hugs, the hippos are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, the mice are in charge of dancing on the petals of flowers, the cats are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree and porcupines are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas. πŸ˜ƒ In Hell the Hippos are in charge of dancing on the flowers, the elephants are in charge of landing on their feet when they fall out of a tree, the cats are in charge of retrieving things that have fallen in water, monkeys are in charge of remembering everything, the mice are in charge of keeping the monkeys away from the bananas and the porcupines are in charge of giving hugs. 😫

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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