From S6 E7: The Simpsons Already Did It
I miss chef. RIP Isaac Hayes as well.
The Ty-Nant cat sanctuary in South Wales that “helps cats find loving homes” made £38,235 in 2020 - more than the £36,681 declared by Archewell.
11 year old Max Woosey managed to raise £107,000 for his local hospice by sleeping in a tent.
Granted that Archewell just opened its bank account in January 2021. But so far the Sussexes charities have spent more on lawyer’s fees than actual charity. They have a lot of catching up to do for all the fuss they’ve created.
The ex-Royals who snarked that “service is universal” don’t seem to be living up to their professed altruism.
So far we have a couple who are environmentalists yet travel by private jet, anti-bullying advocates who belittle staff who’re victims of bullying, media disinformation mensches who have lied in court about their involvement with said media, compassionate citizens who have trashed their own relatives. These are supposed humanitarians whose wardrobe costs more than their foundation’s earnings.
It’s 2022, get it together Sussexes. Maybe start by being honest. They’re not here to help others, they’re just out to make a buck.
Sorry but this is real Mayo boys ego would never allow this to happen if he didn’t really need the help.
Time to take down all these criminal enterprises and redo our corrupt government as well
EDIT/UPDATE: he is home! drugged out of his mind and VERY cuddly. we are ready to manage his recovery like champs and so, so, so happy he is eating and smiling again. ❤ it wasn't one of my socks! by the way! It was a 2" piece of foam floor mat we didn't think he actually ate, out of the trash can of the grooming suite we use, about 3 weeks ago now! 🤦🏽♀️
I feel like the headline says it all. LOL.
We are incredibly fortunate that we have had the opportunity to save an emergency fund, and will likely qualify for Care Credit to prevent wiping it all out at once, but if he meets the high end of the estimate, it will almost definitely delay our plans to start looking at houses with yards for them this summer, and it's incredibly frustrating to know that had this happened 11 days earlier, we would be looking at about $1500 + the year of premiums ($600) vs $8000.
I'll share more about his story because lord knows we spent all day on Reddit reading other pups' accounts to feel out what to do with him.
Our little man started presenting Friday AM with some light retching / vomiting. He's a poodle and poodles have the finickiest stomachs known to man, so this isn't really groundbreaking. We keep an eye on him and he only ate about half his lunch but continued drinking water. Still within normal range for him. Where we really start to get concerned is that towards 5-7pm, he becomes glued to the couch. He's lazy to begin with, but he cannot even be bothered to play with his "sister" for more than a minute or two. We can feel some gas in his stomach and he seems nauseous but we're fairly certain it's not bloat, because he can get bile out of one end and normal BM out of the other, so we give him some simethicone and take turns watching him overnight.
Saturday AM, he wakes us up with a lovely, quite sizeable vomit of mostly bile and water, and is continually lethargic. He goes outside with partner and I'm told he has some truly impressive projectile diarrhea, again, mostly liquid/bile. At this point, he's not taking interest in either food or water and while responsive, is glued to the couch. We take him into his normal vet, and they do a negative giardia test, x-rays, fluids, and surprise, he has an ear infection (also super common for poodles) - we are up to about $450, but they tell us they feel he is stable, they don't see an obvious obstruction, so we are probably OK to keep him until Monday as long as he doesn't start vomiting, because they were able to
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Hello beautiful apes.
I got suspended for a week for doxxing the address to Steven Cohen's very publicly available mansion. I didn't even disclose the actual address, I censored it and just put his name on a map and showed it was 12 minutes from a Citadel office lmao
But they suspended me. AND deleted my post.
And I took that personally. AND NOW I AM BACK FOR REVENGE.
What can we learn from them deleting my last post and suspending me?
A. I touched on some very sensitive information.
B. Citadel really hates us tracking their planes.
B. Stevie Cohen is the most trigger happy of the group.
WELL LETS PISS THEM OFF SOME MORE.
I originally wrote a different post which was a lot longer but due both the character limit on Reddit + the Total Return Swap stuff, I decided to change it a bit.
So some parts will be out of sync (Like mentioning the 1940 Investment Company Act before explaining what it is) in a way initially but if you read through to the end it makes perfect sense.
See, I was on to basically the same thing but in a different way.
What I found was the other side of the Total Return Swap hypothesis. What has been posted by u/Criand was the front door. I found the back door without realizing it until I read his post.
I even called it in my original post a "Reverse Repo Short" because I didn't know what a Total Return Swap was lmao
I made a funny meme for it too.
Here's part of that original post:
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The rules and exemptions are for other things but if one were to decide to abuse EXEMPTION from this specific rule (which they seem to explicitly state that they rely on) would mean that they don't have to report certain transactions because they are exempt from being LABELED and DESIGNATED AS OWNERS by any of these definitions. So they can just funnel and channel and move shit around however they see fit.
Hiding ownership of shorts perhaps for liquidity and margin calls?
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When I read u/Criand 's masterpiece DD about Total Return Swaps, I was like HOLY SHIT I FUCKING KNEW IT LMAO and so combining his DD with the original post I was writin
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https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2022/01/05/hedge-fund-king-ken-griffin-loses-millions-british-airways-bet/
Hedge fund king Ken Griffin loses millions on British Airways bet OLIVER GILL JANUARY 05, 2022 One of the world’s wealthiest hedge fund managers has lost millions of pounds after shares in the owner of British Airways took off.
Ken Griffin, a Chicago-based financier worth more than $21bn (£15.6bn), placed a multimillion-pound bet against IAG just hours before new data revealed the omicron variant had not dented airline bookings.
Two of his funds hold a 1.66pc short position, a bet of about £130m, against the BA owner.
IAG shares jumped more than 11pc on the first working day of the year and made further gains on Wednesday.
The stock is trading at 160p, valuing the company at almost £8bn.
Mr Griffin's Citadel was not the only hedge fund to be hit by renewed optimism about fortunes of the airlines sector.
London-based Sandbar Asset Management amassed bets of £110m against the London-listed IAG, easyJet and Wizz Air on Dec 30.
A large Republican donor, Mr Griffin said he would bankroll the party’s candidate for the governorship of his home state of Illinois this year - a position held by another billionaire, JB Pritzker.
Last November he paid $43m for a copy of the US constitution at a Sotheby’s auction following a bidding war against cryptocurrency traders.
Airline stocks have risen after carriers said bookings were significantly higher than 12 months ago.
On Wednesday, Ryanair said it had flown 9.5m passengers in December, up from 1.9m for the same month in 2020.
Wizz Air said on Tuesday it was flying at 80pc of pre-pandemic levels despite the impact of the new variant.
The easyJet chief executive, Johan Lundgren, has said he expects the budget airline to be back to normal this summer. Shares rose 2.7pc to 624p, roughly the same price as the start of 2021.
And in a further boon to the sector, the Government is to stop asking passengers for pre-departure Covid tests and will drop a requirement for a confirmatory PCR test if they test positive on their return.
The UK’s testing regime has been blamed by airline bosses for putting Britons off from flying.
Citadel declined to comment.
