Because it's counter culture
No, but one bun in ten did.
He ..made a terrible first impression.
Gonna call it Lichen Subscribe
Glass.
So, lichen subscribe!
There wasn't mushroom...
He was a little un-oozy about it.
Ah, now that's feta!
He doesn't have mush room to grow.
But I know he molded Plato.
A coconut.
He literally had his ass handed to him.
What a croc!
Pop Culture
A pool table
(I'm sorry, I'll let myself out, I know it was absolutely terrible even by dad joke standards)
Their consistency depends on the batter.
When he was asked why he simply replied, βI canβt keep a straight faceβ
So 3 explorers were captured by the king of a pacific island. One explorer was from Paris, one was from London, and one was from New York. The island king told them that they were all going to be killed, and that their skins would be used to make canoes. The king gave them a choice as to how they would die.
The explorer from Paris chose to be killed by a guillotine, and they cut off his head.
The explorer from London chose to be killed by a gun, and they shot him in the head.
The explorer from New York chose to be killed by a fork. The island kind was confused. He didn't know what to do with the fork, so he gave it to the explorer from New York. The guy immediately starts stabbing himself all over with the fork. There is blood everywhere and it's a horrific scene. The dismayed island king asks the explorer from New York what the hell he's doing, and the New Yorker replies...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR GOD-DAMN CANOE.
The wrong kind of crown molding
They fired me when I lost control.
He came over and saw this. I honestly don't know why he wasn't prepared for that.
It just didn't fit the mold.
Da brie is everywhere!
Sister: just make sure you wear masks when you do it.
Dad: That way the mold can't see us, right?
European!
She's brilliant at hide & seek
It was a little green behind the ears!
Because itβs sitting in the middle of the AC
Everything he touched turned to mold
Because the first fifteen weren't good enough.
Theyβre on the mold standard
The first mole says βI can smell the clean air and grass! Weβre almost there!β
The second mole says βI can smell the fresh wet dirt! Weβre almost there!β
The third mole says βReally? All I can smell is molasses.β
She always said the secret was to mold them out of pewter.
He made a terrible first impression.
Needless to say, he made a terrible first impression.
