I built a model of Mt.Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?" I replied "No."
I went to a Ford dealership the other day looking for a specific model. The salesman told me they didn’t have what I was looking for and that I wasn’t allowed to leave.
A fat man came into the store trying to decide if he wanted a hammock. He laid down in the display model and I tried pushing him so he could feel what it was like to gently rock. I wasn't strong enough. He left without purchasing it.
Why did the snail buy a Tesla Model S?
To drive it around and make people say "look at that S car go!"
There's a girl group that consist of failed fashion models.
They are called One Expression
I caught a person faking being a model
From my 8 year old, on his path to becoming a great dad: "What did the designers of Darth Vader's costume model it on?"
There are rumors that Tesla is considering on a stretched, three row version of their Model X SUV. The project is on Musk's desk waiting for a decision on whether to go forward.
Their next car is Elon gated.
Quarantine day 25: Found my husband working on the patio with his scroll saw. Yes. It's a scale model.
What do you call a wolf that models suits?
(with thanks for encouragement from u/sherbert_suspicious): I built a little model sports car car for my snail, and called it an S-car for Snail.
Every where he drove it, people shouted "Look at that S-Car go!"
my 65y/o wife is always taking a photo with her legs shown like a model.
I really enjoy my job as a claymation model designer
I make six figures a year
I want to build a model of the solar system.
A stone with a lot of achievements is a roll model.
I didn't get the job as a tuxedo model
They said I was unsuitable.
My friend Adam was telling me how, in addition to marrying a hot super model whose daddy bought the house he lives in and the car he drives just for marrying his daughter, he was also sexing up a hot stewardess. I found it hard to believe...
Because Adams make up everything!
I used to have a massive collection of model tractors
Then I stopped collecting them
I'm an ex tractor fan
Yeah, I used to be a model
Bought a brand new Tesla Model 3 yesterday and the interior smells a little funny...
It's got kind of an Elon Musk
Why don’t companies release a model 9 for their products (iPhone 9, Windows 9, etc.) ?
I was looking through the cards in the supermarket. One said on the front: "Thank You For Being A Role Model Dad."
How cute is that? So I slipped it into my pocket and took it home to show my kids.
Whats another name for a male model?
what do you call a model who pretends to like their job?
Poppin' Fresh is literally a roll model.
I responded to an ad for a calf model...
It was an awkward day at the dairy farmer’s magazine.
What’s a German underwear model’s favourite animal
My grandma was a detergent hand model back in the day...
On the other hand, she had warts.
Whichever of the car companies that comes out with the model Hindsight this year would make quite a bit of money
Introducing the "2020 Hindsight"
A handsome lizard could be a scale model.
If you push a model down a hill
They become great roll models
They just came out with a new model of jackhammer
Does anyone else find all these new iPhone models a bit...
I was supposed to make a model plane that coyld fly, but it didn't work. So I decided to wing it.
Honda makes a special model just for Poland...
What do you call a bunch of model homes that slept well?
A man was rushed to the emergency room after several small plastic model horses were inserted in his rectum.
The doctors are now reporting his condition as "stable".
I applied to be a model for Calvin's
I hope they don't deKlein.
What do you call a model undergoes plastic surgery?
A photogenic snake could be an actual size scale model.
What is the most important part of a stretch limo Tesla Model S
What do you call a werewolf lingerie model?
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No…”
I bought a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, "Is it to scale?"
I replied, "NO!! It's to look at."
"I've built a model of Mount Everest "
"Is it to scale? "
"No,just to look at! "
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