So briefly, before you continue, understand that I can't post this on LOL.com because I'm at work and it's blocked. Secondly, I understand that some of the abilities might be "broken" or whatever, I get this, but just try to look at the skeleton of the abilities rather than the percentages or specifics which can be tweaked by LOL staff. IN GENERAL, would this champion be interesting?
Azaz, the Mischievous Moon Satyr
Support, mage
He is a pale white Satyr with black hair and fur and a mask hanging on the side of his head thatβs half white and half black. In game, to his teammates he is white and angelic looking. To his enemies he is pitch black and looks demonic. He carries a glowing shepherdβs staff from which he throws small orbs of light as his auto attack (these orbs are white in appearance to allies and black to enemies.)
Passive: Lunar walk
His footsteps make a trail behind him that give increase movement speed to allies who walk in it and a small slow to enemies that walk through it. (This trail is glowing white for allies and black shadow for enemies.)
Q: Moonbeam
Azaz quickly casts a beam of moonlight over an area. Allies who walk through it are slightly healed over X seconds while they remain in the moonlight. Enemies who walk into the moonlight takes damage over X seconds while they remain in the moonlight. (Moonlight is white to allies and black to enemies)
W: Crater
Azaz calls down a meteor that, after a short delay, strikes the ground dealing magic damage and creating a crater (Shows an indication of where it will land). Enemies in the center of the impact zone are stunned. Enemies who walk in the crater are slowed and the slow increases if they walk towards the center. [EDIT: center stun added for hard CC]
E: Deceptive Double
Passive: Azaz gains bonus armor and magic resist
Active: Azaz or an ally becomes (invisible for 1 sec or camouflaged for 3 sec)[Riot will decide which is balanced] and creates a copy of them that is controlled by Azaz. The copy lasts for 3 secs and takes 25/23/21/19/17% increased damage from enemies and deals 30/28/26/24/22% less damage then the champion Azaz copied. [percentages are up to Riot to decide what is balanced.
R: Eclipse
Azaz releases a dome around him that lasts for 3/5/7 seconds. Upon activation, it removes all crowd control from allies within the dome. The walls of the dome are passable by allies and enemies. To allies the dome is clear but an outline is given to show its parameters. To e
... keep reading on reddit β‘It isn't Vanny, or the animatronics, or even Glitchtrap.
>!It's Gregory.!<
No, come back! I'm being serious!
The CD's collected in SB endgame are some of the most important lore in the series, and have to be paid close attention to. 15 and 16 are (reportedly) not accessible through anything but hacks but, hey, we've heard them anyway.
One of the most important thing about the tapes is, contrary to popular assumption, these aren't just Vanessa's tapes. There are two people in these therapy sessions. As each CD is played, two numbers come up - the patient ID# and the session number. One is marked as Patient 71 (Vanessa) and one is Patient 46 (Unconfirmed as they do not ever speak, but keep reading).
You can listen to all the CD's here but I went through and listened to each with the understanding that two different people were being recorded. I also jotted down important snippets below that prove not only are there two people with conflicting interests, but that 46 is a much darker person than Vanessa. I've bolded the conflicting statements you see between them.
[Patient 71] - Vanessa
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Confirmed to be Vanessa by the therapist and speaks in Vanessa's voice. Claims her dad's name is Bill and that she 'does what she's supposed to do'. Made her mom look bad in court/custody battle, and was manipulated by her dad into saying things that weren't true. Mom (implied) killed self.
IT department has chronicled non-job related communications. 'Someone' has been hacking into her personal files. Claims not to be tech savvy. Refuses candy because it's fattening. Sees a treehouse and a beetle in her inkblot test. She likes to sit outside and read. She likes flowers, but has no hobbies. Doesn't like sports and doesn't like dark basements. Therapy chair fits her well.
Likes the blue sky, purchased fake fur for a costume. Whispers 'He said he would always be watching, he could be here or there or anywhere in between' which the therapist thinks is about her dad. Is being transferred to a new work location (implied to be the Pizzaplex). Her therapy is company mandated. Therapist says that she isn't just a corporate therapist, but also works with individuals and schools (same therapist also said earlier with 46 she also works with all age groups).
[Patient 46] - Unconfirmed
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No voice, does
... keep reading on reddit β‘Stays, everywhere all around the world, were shocked to see Lee Know's butt-hunting skills disappear today. I genuinely thought nothing could stop this man from grabbing onto Changbin's rear because he's done it in almost every β’ music β’ show β’ performance, in front of audiences and on national television.
But today, while performing as representative ambassadors in front of South Korea's president, Moon Jae-in, the infamous Gimpo BH was subdued. It looks like the Kids were on their best behavior because we got no ad-libs (as someone joked on Twitter, I hope the President doesn't think Changbin's last name is Oh!), no Chan abs (a travesty, tbh), and no aggressive butt-slapping though we still got the Hyunlix hand squeezes. Just look at how Seungmin had to re-think smacking Han's butt mid-air! If you've watched any Thunderous stages, you know that the kids really take every opportunity to mess about on stage -- from silly poses, games of paper, scissors, rock, and of course, Changbin's varying ad-libs. They must have really struggled to be on their best behavior! Don't worry, they got all their mischievousness fulfilled during their concert set at night.
Okay, all joking aside -- this was a really proud moment for Stray Kids and their fans. Felix was gushing on Bubble about how the President smiled at him and how he smiled back twice as big. They were beyond honored to represent South Korea with a song, styling, dancers, and more that really showcased their pride in South Korean culture. Thunderous is a love letter to South Korea in so many ways, especially its use of South Korean instruments, while also merging everything with a modern twist. It's really not every day that you get to meet the President of your country, let alone perform for him and his wife, and have the Blue House both tweet and instagram the occasion. Who knows? Maybe the President will walk away a Stay. He did seem really enamored of I.N. and Felix, haha.
[Chapter 1] ; [Previous Chapter] ; [Discord + Wiki]
Chapter 40 β New friends, old enemies
Disoriented, Shida rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, her alarm loudly blaring in her ears. How long had she slept for?
With effort, she turned herself around so that she could get the annoying device to shut up while simultaneously checking the time on the terminal. It was the fourth hour of the day. Of course, it was. She had set the alarm to this time herself, after all.
After staring at the time slowly ticking up for nearly two minutes, she finally groaned and strenuously pushed herself up from the uncomfortable futon, which formed the only barrier between her and the cold, hard floor.
The accommodations on Congloarchβs ship left a lot to be desired, since they were basically cobbled together from the equipment made for a very different crew that usually inhabited the vessel.
Not that she couldnβt make it work, but it wasnβt exactly comfortable.
Absently, she skulked through the cabin on her way to the washroom, dropping her current change of clothes on the way. Then she stepped into the way-too-large-for-her sanitary unit and turned on the hot water, feeling the fluid flow over her with strong pressure, while she supported herself by leaning against the unitβs wall with both hands.
Her wet mane, made heavy from the water, hung down around her face in dense tufts, forming a thick, dark curtain that blocked out the world around her as the water rushed over her. She stood like that for a while, letting herself be doused before finally finding the energy to actually wash herself off.
A few minutes later, she finished by rinsing out her hair, pressing the water out of it between her fingers while turning off the flow and turning on the drying function instead.
The warm air blew in her face and through her hair, quickly taking away the damp feeling the shower had left behind and leaving her warm and with a fluffed-up mane. Since she really didnβt want to trade in this warm feeling for immediately being cold again, she skipped the next step of just standing around and waiting for things to happen and instead opted to immediately get dressed again.
Leaving the washroom with quick steps, she walked back out into
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hi,
I searched the internet for different pirate factions, but coulnd't find anything, so I'm here! I want to make different pirate factions, with quirks, themes and so on. They are (usually, not always) seafaring pirates, but each of them have a different look/feel to them and different way of operating. They usually have more than 2 ships and a base of operations. Go all out with all the weird ideas (haven't watched, but think One Piece). So don't think necessary pirate-pirate factions, but pirate-associated factions.
d100 D100 Maritime Pirate Factions
- Pyrates - Pyromaniac pirates, who are the "bounty hunters" of the high seas. They are hired for large amounts of money to burn down an opposing captain's ship/base. They ofter wear orange clothing and use hooked scimitars infused with flames.
- Seaminers - Pirates who are mainly scavenging other sunken ships and "helping" washed ashore ships and crews. Their ships are a patchwork off all other ships, if they found something usefull they stitch it to their ships. Mainly drunken halflings and dwarfs.
- Galewraths - A band led by a druid who thinks about the piracy as a natural food chain and he thinks he is the apex predator here. This faction controls sea animals (octopus, sharks, kraken) and their crew features merfolks. They can hide their ships in a thick magical fog (or under the water) and they prey on the enemy that way.
- Wings of Death - Basically pelicans, ducks and other water-birds, who use their ships as a motherhip and they fly out to raid other ships and bases.
- Y'all need sum? - A smuggler band, who are using deep underwater cave system to store and move their goods.
- The Dawn wrath- A ship populated by Vampires, through the day they cover their ship with a very-dense very-dark mist, in the nights they'll transform into a swarm of bats and aboard weakest crews ( u/Kichu6202 )
- The Rattails : A group of pirates who are actually wererats. They enlist on other vessels, infect some of the crew with lycanthropy, and then during a full moon, sail their ships up to the vessel and attack while transformed. To them, everything is treasure. ( u/TheDeckOfEnbyThings)
- The Red Scarves: A group of pirates founded through a dark mutiny. Originally, the mutiny failed and the mutiny's leader had her throat slit for it. But, she was revived by an evil god of revenge, and returned to kill those who had stopped her. When she took over, she renamed the fleet, and they all wear red scarves to sym
I do not own SSB nor the right to call any of this Cannon. As always those pleasures belong to BlueFishcake.
Also I did do the back of the envelope calculations for this one. I remember it being said somewhere that the invasion was 5 years in the making- I believe it and I have mad respect for whatever underpaid logistics officer made it work.
Chapter 2:
Baron Al'mor Drist woke to the sound of his rooms door buzzer. He grabbed his service pistol and went to look through the one-way view screen on the door. A young woman in a regal dress flanked by two armed guards bearing the royal crest stood beyond. Al'mor holstered his pistol in his waist band and with a small sigh pressed the button to switch it to a two-way.
"I am Lady Drail'le'a, 6th Princess of the Shil'vati Imperium, 1st daughter of Duke Ri'sal Than'ax and her Majesty the Empress," the young woman gleefully began the moment the screen flickered to life.
It took all Al'mor had to resist either saluting or roling his eyes. He knew of the Than'ax girls, knew of their economic achievements, and knew that the one before him was the less accomplished of the two.
"I've come to personally insure that you get your deployment orders for the upcoming campaign," she said taking an omnipad from the guard on her right. She spun it to face the camera so he could read it.
"This says I'm to deploy from the spaceport in 2 hours."
"Indeed it does."
"It's dated for yesterday. Why is this the first I'm hearing of it," he asked as she handed back to the guard.
"Now that is the question isn't it? It seems that our dear Princess Meat Grinder- I mean our dear Second Princess, forgot to send the deployment orders to all but her most loyal supporters." Drail'le'a smiled mischievously. "When the 5th Princess and I realized her oversight we set about rectifying it immediately. Now if you'll excuse me there are still ten others in this hotel that I must contact," she said with a slight curtsy. Then she was off down the hall with guards in toe.
He didn't linger at the door long before he started to go about throwing on his old uniform. Fortunately for him he'd never successfully kicked his shoreleave habit of keeping his bags packed with anything not in immediate use. Perhaps fortune was the wrong way to put it. It had ruined his attempts to convince his fiancee- fiancees t
... keep reading on reddit β‘I think this will shed some light into the Thai BL fans' expectations and, in extension, the performance of Bad Buddy Series. It will be a bit long but please bear with me if you think this may help clarify things you wish to know. A warning though - this discussion will be a bit uncomfortable for some of you to hear.
The Roots of Thai BL
It is crucial to remember that the Thai BL series or "Series Y" have their roots in online Y novels. Y simply stands for Yaoi. The Thai Y culture can very much be called an offshoot of the Japanese Yaoi, directly inheriting many things from the Japanese one. As said many times in this sub, the Thai Y novels are mostly written by young straight women for readers who are young straight women, sometimes as young as early teens.
Novels of Until We Meet Again, Theory of Love and 2gether
The Other Genre
The Thai BL did NOT have its roots in gay or LGBT work. That's another genre, which has its own history, preference and narrative, and the series in this genre such as Gay OK Bangkok and Diary of Tootsies are called "gay series" or more recently "LGBT series". Not surprisingly, the gay contents are created mostly by gay men and consumed mostly by gay men.
There is of course a somewhat blurry area between the two genres, especially as BL has expanded rapidly. I Told Sunset About You, by the Thai standard, would be a gay or LGBT series, not a Y series. But yet viewers often group it together with the Y series.
Watch Gay OK Bangkok if you have time. It's good.
Let's Talk About the Thai Y Novels A Bit More
Thai Y novels typically begin their lives as online stories written by amateur writers who treat it as a hobby that they are passionate about. They are posted one chapter at a time, free for anyone to read. They are not conceived as full-blown conventional novels like in Western countries, but more like some niche stuff like their Japanese Yaoi ancestors. If an online story becomes popular, it will often be picked up by a publisher who will make a physical book. If it's extremely popular, it will be picked up by a producing company and adapted into a series.
Now, the series screenwriters will try not to make too m
... keep reading on reddit β‘Do your worst!
Dear Santa.
I know youβve already been, and Itβs too late to ask for more presents. I would like to thank you for my dolls, and the Nintendo DS. I canβt wait to play Nintendogs! My big brother Daniel is helping me write this, and he says thank you for his presents too. I hope you enjoyed the mince pies and the carrots we left for the reindeers! Iβm not writing to ask for moreβI promise. I want to make a wish and I hope you can make it come true. I donβt want to live with my mom and dad anymore. I donβt like the shouting. I want it to stop. Can you make it stop?
Can you please, please, pretty please give me a new family?
Daniel says you might even be able to make me someone else!
I promise I wonβt ask for anything else again, and Iβll even deliver presents for you instead of your elves.
Thatβs my wish, Santa. I hope you can make it come true.
Love,
Ruby Christie,
8 years old. From New Haven.
25thΒ December, 2011.
Not even my favourite Christmas movie playing at top volume could drown out the noise downstairs.
ButβI didnβt care.
I wouldnβt have to deal with it soon.
If Santa received my letter, that was.
Finishing the letter, I signed it off with a doodle of a star on the corner of the page. My older brother Daniel had helped me write the wish itself, and Iβd decorated it with stickers and drawings of snowmen. When I picked up the letter and held it in front of me so I could see it properlyβI allowed myself to smile. At the sound of the screaming match going on between my parents downstairs, though, my smile slowly curved into a scowl. I hated Olivia. I hated her. She had stolen dad from our familyβand she didnβt even get me a good present. Iβd promised Daniel Iβd wait until the morning to post my wish to Santa, but I needed him to get it as soon as possible.
Jumping out of bed, I took long strides to my window and pulled back the curtain.
It was still snowing. It had been snowing all day, and Iβd been playing in the garden, throwing snowballs at Daniel and making snowmen until dad and Olivia arrived. Mom went quiet then. She stopped smiling, and when I asked her if something was wrong, she snapped at me. Olivia didnβt even try and talk to momβeven when mom had cooked a whole chicken dinner for everyone. Dad didnβt talk to me, he just expressed how excited he was to give me a little brother or sister. I didnβt want that. Daniel made it obvious he didnβt want it when he pretended to gag into his glass of Coke. Iβd decided I was done. I was don
... keep reading on reddit β‘They were cooked in Greece.
EDITED: For clarity and grammatical errors.
After spending a little time on this holiday break analyzing this show and Native American folklore, I may have some answers to the paranormal antagonist. Do NOT read if you think it will ruin the episodes to come for you or you have not watched ALL episodes 1-9.
What we could (emphasis on could) be dealing with on this season of the show (and possibly many more) is possibly a nasty little spirit called a Skadegamuct AKA: "Ghost Witch"
https://allthatsinteresting.com/native-american-monsters/7
The main myth of the poor husband and wife is all over the internet, but basically, it ate a man quietly during the night and appeared as a dead sorcerer hanging from a tree before that. The myth also includes others hanging out in the tree waiting for prey to sleep. I think these could be the shadowy figures all over Sammy's wall looking over his bed etc... Plus why is Tai always staring straight up at a tree when she enters the fugue state? Is it the moon or is there something in the trees every time?
So, why do I think this is the paranormal antagonist? A few things:
"a Skadegamutc is said to emerge when an evil sorcerer refuses to stay dead. The undead magician comes alive again at night, taking the shape of a ball of light. These undead witch monsters need to feed on blood as vampires do.
A Ball of light eh? Now when have we ever seen that on the show? Plenty of times! I even catalogued the times I noticed it, and guess what? This evil sorcerer vampire could be casting a spell to be mischievous to spill blood:
- Episode 1 When Shauna kills the rabbit at home. She is SPILLING BLOOD! It doesn't flicker and move in this shot like it does others, but they put it directly in the CENTER of the shot and adult Shauna's hand covers it! Looks intentional and not coincidental. So if I am correct, this thing has been around since the pilot and maybe even more importantly, we see it at adult Shauna's house...it may already have a hold on someone in the house (Jeff leaving all hours of the night?). Why didn't Shauna ever get the postcard...? She also looks to be in a trance right after the scene when standing over the sink.
- Episode 3 - It signals to the young girls to come to the cabin.
- Episode 3 - Once at the cabin, in the shade next to coach, there is an intense ball of light just over his shoulder. This is when he starts gett
... keep reading on reddit β‘I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
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Wanted to play around with magic in a way I always thought would be crazy powerful, finally found some time to write. Classes have been nuts, got about 17-18 credit hours right now but I needed to blow off some creative steam. Anyway as always feel free to point out anything that I missed, and I hope you enjoy!
Ambassador Lena Margrove was tense.
Well⦠tense is a bit of an understatement, but it was still technically accurate. After checking her watch for the umpteenth time, she unclipped her harness and moved towards the cabin of the shuttlecraft.
βHow much longer?β she asked, pulling herself forward and floating into the empty co-pilotβs chair.
βNo clue. Been talking to their tower for a bit now butβ¦β the pilot said, trailing off as he appeared to focus on something before his hands washed over the controls. Judging from the fact that she felt even more weightless than before, the pilot must have cut the thrusters.
Lena looked out of the window at the massive Penrose-sphere before them and shuddered slightly, it looked like a picture of earth from the moonβminus any oceansβand that was an issue, because it was far, far larger than the earth.
βWhy did you cut the thrusters? It would take days to reach Gargantua at this speed?β she asked, an urgent nervousness edging into her voice despite her best efforts to remain neutral.
βBeats me, just following instructions,β he said, cinching the straps of his harness down and leaning back his chair so that he could better relax
βDid you tell them how urgent this meeting was?β she asked, slightly annoyed at the manβs nonchalance.
βDefinitely not my job, but if you told the Captain than she told the Guild as soon as we were in comms range,β he said, putting his hands behind his back and sighing contently.
If Lena thought that it would change anything then she would have had words with his captain. She opened her mouth to say something but was distracted by the view outside of the window suddenly changing.
It almost felt like sheβd blinked, except she was pretty sure that she didnβt. One instant, she was looking at the surface of the artificial world from orbit, the next the shuttle was in the center of a massive hanger with no entrances visible from the cockpit window.
The pilot tried to sit up in his seat, only to be gagged slightly by his harness before he practically tore it off and began frantically attempting to contact the GΓ‘e Bulg.
Lena would probably have been amused by the manβs dis
... keep reading on reddit β‘Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
The scent of burning herbs and incense filled my nostrils as I opened the door to Esmereldaβs. As the bell jingled, Esmerelda glanced in our direction with pursed lips and a raised, albeit lazy, brow.
I wonder if she suspects weβre up to no good.
βWelcome to Esmereldaβs Eclectics.β Esmereldaβs flat tone had me looking away, scratching some corner of my elbow. Keke did much the same at my side, and Cannoli stayed behind me where it was safe. Esmerelda continued her conversation with a pair of maids at the counter, and we began our search for anything that might help break our man out.
βSearch there.β Ravyn pointed to several shelves over on my left, then pointed to an old rickety door to our right that had strange violet fumes billowing out onto the floor. βIβll search in there.β
βWait, are we even allowed to be in there?β I reached for Ravynβs shoulder, but she was already walking away from me, her heels clicking and clacking against the hardwood floor.
All business today, huh?
βMatt, do you want me to help you look?β came Cannoliβs voice.
βIβd appreciate that.β
βIβm going to take this aisle, thenβ said Keke.
βThen Iβll take the next one with Cannoli.β The motion of Cannoliβs bobbing head rubbed against my back, and with a chuckle, I took her over to a couple of shelves situated in a corner of the shop.
Each of the shelves felt old and looked even older. I was afraid to touch anything out of fear that one of the jars would fall and crash on the ground. Knowing my luck, itβd probably be some ancient newt that Esmerelda had been pickling for about a decade worth my entire savings of Bells. And there Matt stayed, working retail in a world far, far away from Earth until the end of his days.
Just the thought of trying to stay alive and work retail in a world I hadnβt even lived in for a year was enough to keep my hands off of most anything I saw.
βMatt, what about something like this?β Cannoli pointed to a small box shaped like a treasure chest. A paper tag tied to it with a thick lock of string labeled it as an βInvisibility Enchantment.β Cannoli took the box into her hands and pulled open the lid. Inside were at least ten scrolls, t
... keep reading on reddit β‘Okay here we are in the 3rd Part of these posts (see Parts 1 and 2 from the last 2 days). Thisβll go into events we will see in N/A for 2022, so I guess spoilers for NA fans.
I will start with the Greek Lostbelt aka Lostbelt 5 because it is just split in two. I donβt really have anything to add to part 1, so you waited all this time for nothing HA!
I tried to think of a reason WHY the Lostbelt is split up like this in my story. Like, WHY is there like a 3 month gap between Atlantis and Olympus, why is Chaldea waiting? Like, maybe Atlantis kicked their asses so hard that they need to recuperate and they have some Servants there just to occupy the territory and guard the opening to Olympus so that way the enemy canβt reclaim the place.
In Olympus, there are 2 things I will cover first.
- Chaldean Jason vs Aphrodite, empowered by someoneβs NP maybe like Skadiβs. A way for Jason to kind of take responsibility for his part in Medeaβs whole tragedy, by beating up the goddess who turned Medea into being obsessed with him (am I getting this right?). This would be Chaldean Jason of course since we canβt have it be the Jason from Atlantis. After the fight we could have a moment of Jason among some wrecked ships and admitting to his shittier aspects before almost being crushed by a broken off part of a ship, mimicking his original death. But instead, Heracles catches it and saves him, the rest of the Argonauts come by with Medea Lily and Asclepius healing him from the fight and basically big friend moment
- I remember reading that there is a scene where Chaldea is chilling in an apartment with Muramasa there and I wanted to use that scene for some dialogue between EMIYA and Muramasa, I mean since Muramasa is using Shirou as a vessel I feel like there might be some BS between them. Maybe this could be where Muramasa throws down the gauntlet and challenges EMIYA to a duel later, like if the Alien God specifically sics him on them heβll want to spar with the original soul of the body he is using. Two ther things about Alter Ego Muramasa: for some design variety, he has the appearance of the Lone Bearer Craft Essence, since its dark appearance makes
Description of the show
>Koreaβs most prominent MC Yoo Jae Suk and the mischievous Jo Se Ho bond together to jump out for an adventure in the streets. Taking the sun and moon as their camera lights, the two will be meeting ordinary people all over Korea surprising them with a guerilla quiz show. Winners will receive cash withdrawn from Jae Seok and Sae Ho at the nearest ATM machine. Setting the corners and blocks as its setting, this road show will take you to places you mightβve been to, meeting people you mightβve seen too.
Cast
- Yoo Jae Suk
- Jo Se Ho
Guests
- Yuk Jiseung (Elementary School Student)
- Gim Suwon & I Jiyeon (Zookeepers)
- Heejin Min (CEO of a Record Label)
- Choi Woo-shik (Actor)
RAW
| Quality | Release | Magnet |
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| 720p | 720p-NEXT | magnet:?xt=urn:btih:P6HWPX3Q6HZNBZNELOKEKIYI4IXESXBK |
| 1080p | 1080p-NEXT | magnet:?xt=urn:btih:EUVY7DSPLQ7D7SP4DZ5YLQPQP73CQX32 |
Subbed
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| Softsubs | 720p/1080p |
Credits to u/Simple_Package for providing the subtitle source and raw video!
Refer to his link here for the list of episode released.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
