Studs:
RB’s
Austin Ekeler: a tough matchup but scoring 3 touchdowns (one on accident) in the last 8 minutes of the 4th quarter? This guys a STUD!
James Robinson: Man its good to see J Rob grinding it out, if only carlos could stay true to his last name. 4th & Goal and you give it to Hyde? Really Urban?
D’Andre Swift: Every Week… This man will get 5 points through the first half and beginning of the 3rd then all of a sudden you check your phone and he goes 5.2 —> 11.2 —> 22.4. STUD!
Alexander Mattison: This is Dalvin 2.0 never skips a beat (Except last year Week 6… We dont talk about that) But man is this kid good when it comes to being the next man up!
Flash Patterson: I bet if you woke up after the game finished and he was ruled out you’d be like (WTF?) but luckily his helmet is padded with Calvin Ridleys targets so he yet again went out and had a day as an RB1. Will it ever end?
Derrick Henry: King Henry + Jags = Easy 30 points. This guy cant help but fall in the endzone. KING!
Josh Jacobs(?): Idk bout this guy but as long as he gets a TD he’ll be a stud.
Myles Gaskin: Is this really the column that i’m putting Gaskin in? The stud column? Mans been a nuisance to own since you reached on him before his 5th round ADP (I was almost this guy) however against the Bucs he decides Imma show the world how I rock and he rocked it 10/10 74 & 2 Tuddys? Ok man you finally showing the guy we wanted you to be, STUD!
Samaje Perine: Yeah, some of us fell for the mixon trap, but those CMC/Cook non handcuff owners picked you up off the WW with hope of fools gold. Boy are they happy. Shame youre sick but for us Mixon owners we’re grateful based on the matchup next week!
Antonio Gibson: I hate you Taylor Henicke… Seems like everytime its _ & Goal, Henicke think’s its a great time to scramble or target RSJ like it’s 2018 or something.. Idk if its riverboat or taylor but one of them needs to give Gibson more of his potential. Think McKissic has his family hostage. But glad he found that endzone twice this week against a stout sainta def. Stud!
Alvin Kamara: Kamara.. is that really you? Where did they put you last week, I swear you had 120 yards on the GROUND and NONE through the air or ANY targets. But it’s good to see you again old friend. Glad to have you back.
Darrell Henderson: This is the RB version of Diontae Johnson.. They start the game make a good play or two, then the cameras are focused on them in the blue tent. Couple plays wit
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
