Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
I went to a restaurant with two friends the other day one of them ordered a rare steak and the other asked for a medium rare steak. When we got our food they had each other's steaks,
I then instinctively yelled "I guess this was just a big 'mistake'"
Waiter: “How do you like your steak, sir”?
Sir: “Like winning an argument with my wife”.
Waiter “Rare it is!”.
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
What beef only comes in 2, 3, 5, 7, or 11 ounce portions?
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
Waiter : "How would you like your steak cooked"?
Me : "Take a guess"
Waiter : "Medium rare"?
Me : "Well done"
Waiter : "umm, huh"???
That's some prime rib roast rith there
I checked out r/rareinsults the other day
I saw a man that used different cuts of steak to create portraits of people
It was a rare medium, but well done
You know why you never hear any good steak jokes?
It's a rare medium, well-done
I like telling dad jokes
He laughs at them sometimes
I recently subscribed to a nice little magazine about steaks.
It's a rare medium well done.
The cannibal living next to me caught and killed a clairvoyant...
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
If two vegans get in an argument
is it still considered beef?
Told by my 12 year old brother, he got poor reactions from my siblings but I assured him the joke was well done.
Waiter: I’m glad you enjoyed your dinner. How did you find the steak?
Me: Super easy. It was right next to the potatoes.
I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them…
He asked, “By mistake?”
I said, “Oh come on! Not you too!”
why are most psychics unhappy
because happy mediums are actually really rare
My daughter yesterday: "Dad you're like a social vegan..."
"You avoid 'meet' whenever possible".
Clearly I've raised her well.
My dad and I were out for steak last night when the manager came around and asked "How did you find your steak?"
Dad goes, "I just moved the potato and there it was!"
A friend of mine works at a butcher shop. Here are some of the signs he's made for the store. (x-post /r/meat)
Album here: http://imgur.com/a/yc3yJ
I am looking for cow species which are vulnerable but not endangered yet on conservation hierarchy.
Did you hear about the psychic who was captured by cannibals? They had to very carefully prepare to eat him for the tribal feast.
Because very rarely is a medium well done.
My wife's been re-watching the TV show 'Medium'...
I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.
She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.
I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.
I once knew a guy who cut small sculptures from Filet Minion.
Apparently, that medium is rare, but it’s the steak of the art.
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
A streak pun is a rare medium well done.
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend.
He said, "I like it well done."
I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Steak puns are difficult to think of...
Its a rare medium well done.
Have you heard any good steak jokes recently?
Neither have I. It's a rare medium well-done.
Steak Puns...
are a rare medium well done
A good steak joke...
.. is a rare medium well done.
A steak pun
Is a rare medium well done.
A steak pun
Is rare and medium well done
Ever heard of a steak pun?
it's a rare medium well done.
I'm trying to come up with a good steak joke..
But it's a rare medium, well done😔
Had some good steak today
It was medium rare, but I’d give it a well done.
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