McDonald Brothers Puns

A list of puns related to "McDonald Brothers"

When I was little my brother drank all the soda in my cup at McDonalds and gave it back. I asked how that was fair and he said…

It was just ice

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👤︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
📅︎ Feb 06 2022
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it wasn't me who stole a sandwich from mcdonalds, it was my twin brother.

But I took the wrap for it!

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👤︎ u/berkleysquare
📅︎ Nov 08 2022
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As kids my dad would pull this one on us every chance he had.

Dad: "Hey, do you guys want to stop at Mcdonalds?"

My brother and me: "Yes!!!"

Drives past McDonalds

Dad: "Well we aren't actually going to, I was just wondering if you wanted to."

Pure evil.

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👤︎ u/Brooklyn03
📅︎ Mar 28 2014
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Grandfather gets my brother

At mcdonalds

Brother: can I be done?

Grandfather: eat a little but more

Brother: all of it?

Grandfather: no, you can leave the paper.

Groans were had. It was nice.

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👤︎ u/PatrickStar86
📅︎ Jul 02 2014
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