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πŸ‘€︎ u/turumbarr
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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Failed Dadjoke on "The Match Game"

The question was: "This t-shirt fad is getting out of hand. I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with the map of Italy on it. She had the biggest BLANK I every saw!"

Most popular answer was "Meatballs". Writers must have been cringing...

Not one of them said: "Naples"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haemaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julesvdz
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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During Brasil - Colombia

So my dad just dropped this gem on me and my friend during the match:

"You know what really surprises me about this game?" "Well...?" "The white lines are still there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrickyBMA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2014
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Surprised I haven't seen this one yet. My old man.

My Dad and I were at lunch break one day when another employee starts to talk about the recent hockey game he went to. And my dad says: "You went to a boxing match, and a hockey game broke out?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyDon2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2013
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World cup dadjoke.

While watching the Spain - Holland match at the world cup, my dad dropped this...

Dad: What game is on next?

Me: Chile Australia.

Dad: Not it's not.

Me: What?

Dad: It's warm in Australia not chilly.

Me: sigh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRI23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2014
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Got dad joked by my dad

I was explaining to my dad how I won a match in a pool tournament the night before...

I had to play against the best player in the house but he had hurt his back earlier that day so he couldn't even walk straight. He won the opening lag to earn the right to break. I jokingly asked him "are you sure you want to break with that back injury?" He broke anyways and didn't make anything. My teammate and I proceeded to run the whole table, including the eight ball, to win the game as underdogs. Afterward my teammate said to the pro, "Hey, didn't /u/DetroitLarry warn you not to break?" At which point my dad interrupts my story to say...

"Now that's just adding insult to injury!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DetroitLarry
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2014
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My son has weekly vocabulary words and a variety of exercises to practice the words

So this week he chose to make cards for each word. He made two cards for each word and made a Memory game out of them.

We are playing memory and I find the word "Joke" on one paper. I look at my son and say "Hey, you want to hear a joke?" and start to rattle the paper in front of him.

Then when I found the matching card, I said "Hey, want to hear the other joke?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soulfly37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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